Well I'm starting early today after looking at what my wife did to my truck this morning.
wife "Honey I think I bumped into the concrete barrier at the grocery store this morning. It looks like only a little scratch."
Me as I go an estimate the damage done "Holy f*ck woman. In what world is that a little scratch? "
just left body shop and received first quote of 7k minimum. I have yet to tell her that I have road star and get one free accident. I may let her feel terrible for the weekend and have her deliver me beers and tacos to the couch.