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  1. Benning should now be the most hated Canuck in franchise history.  He has ruined this team in such a way that Messier couldn't even imagine.

  2. Oh look, after the Canucks are penalized, the rule is modified... Shocking.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I've come to accept that the NHL treats the Canucks as their meme team.

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  3. How would you feel about Vancouver winning a Stanley Cup, but then being exposed for cheating like the Astros?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      The hate the Astros players and fans got for winning that championship while cheating was worse than any hate I've seen directed towards any NHL team, at least to me. People legitimately wanted MLB to strip them of their title. You'd have to have a pretty thick skin to be able to withstand it all.

       

      That being said, even a tainted championship would be more fun than none at all.

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  4. End of the Auston Matthews saga in Toronto?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Could be nearing the end of his time but nowhere near close to the end of this saga. Probably gonna be the most annoyingly over-covered free agency of this decade.

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  5. Draft lottery is blatantly rigged. Everyone should boycott watching Blackhawk games. Covering up SA should not be rewarded.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Honestly, you should go further and boycott the entire league, not because they rigged the draft lottery, but because they saw an organization that covered up a literal crime against an innocent victim and said 'best we can do is a $2 million fine'.

       

      I'm too weak and probably won't be able to follow through with it myself, but you should.

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  6. What's your opinion on Chris Cuthbert?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      It's hard to describe, but the best PXP guys to me are the ones who blend their commentary with the flow of the game. There are some guys who either overdo it or underdo it to the point where their commentary becomes distracting.

       

      Just as an example, I don't always love Harnarayan Singh's commentary because he sometimes struggles to articulate what's happening on the ice at game speed (nothing against him from a personal standpoint).

       

      Cuthbert is in that school of PXP guys who know how to pace themselves with the game. My all time favourites include him, John Shorthouse, Gord Miller, Jim Hughson and Jim Robson because they know when to ramp it up or dial it back. You don't become distracted by what they say, rather it adds to the experience.

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  7. Why is everyone here convinced we can sell Myers after his bonus?  He gets it Sept. 1.  What kind of team wouldn't be cap compliant that late into the offseason?  No team.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Do you have a concrete source on whether it's scheduled for a September 1 payout? Not questioning your argument, mostly trying to figure out what the truth is because Google is turning up a bunch of conflicting results.

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  8. Why is everyone here convinced we can sell Myers after his bonus?  He gets it Sept. 1.  What kind of team wouldn't be cap compliant that late into the offseason?  No team.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      NHL signing bonuses are paid on July 1, I believe, unless you have information that Myers' bonus will be paid later than that.

       

      Myers' base salary for next year is only $1 million, if the Canucks retain some of his contract, that should be enough time to get something done. Not saying it's gonna be easy or that the Canucks won't have to give up picks/prospects to do it, but I don't think it's impossible. Some team trying to reach the cap floor might consider it.

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  9. I must say I do enjoy a steamed ham.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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  10. Where is that link that shows the last 10 years the Canucks record of the last 20 games per season? Anyone know?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I think a couple of winning streaks at the end of the 2015-16 and 2017-18 seasons helped shape the perception that the Canucks always ruin their draft position by winning late in the year. Thing is, each of those winning streaks were preceded by 7+ game losing streaks, so it was more regressing to the mean than anything.

       

      The Canucks even lost their last 8 games in regulation to finish 2016-17 and still fell three spots in the lottery. Not to say there isn't value in boosting your draft position, but it's always a bit of a crapshoot.

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  11. Where is that link that shows the last 10 years the Canucks record of the last 20 games per season? Anyone know?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Every year since they last made the playoffs in a complete 82-game season:

       

      2015-16: 7-12-1

      2016-17: 4-14-2

      2017-18: 7-9-4

      2018-19: 9-8-3

      2019-20: 9-9-2 (made playoffs)

      2020-21: 7-12-1

      2021-22: 10-5-5

      2022-23: 13-6-1 (last 20 games until tonight)

       

      Nothing special outside of the last two years.

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  12. 7-2-1 in the last 10 with one of the easiest remaining schedules in the entire league.  I'm afraid we've seen this scenario before....

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I've come to accept that the Canucks are the Mariners of hockey. They're not competitors, they're protagonists. Sure, winning and losing at the right time is nice, but that's not the point of this team and it never has been.

       

      Once you let go of the idea that the Canucks are supposed to make any sense, it becomes easier to embrace the chaos.

       

      TL;DR - the Canucks aren't a hockey team, they're a hockey meme. 

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  13. So your franchise is floundering in mediocrity and your move is to hire a convicted criminal with a losing record?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Shouldn't suprise you when the owner is also a criminal who ought to be behind bars himself.

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  14. I mean, at least we have Garland and OEL and all that sweet sweet cap space.

     

    Right?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      No lie, the Canucks would have been better off giving Arizona that draft pick for free than taking OEL and Garland back.

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  15. #TradeJT #HireAV

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I would unban every user just to get rid of Miller and I'm not even joking.

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  16. Horvat grants "Christmas miracle" for young Canucks fans after Flair Airlines lost their stick

     

    https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/canucks-fans-bo-horvat-stick-flair-airlines-lost-it

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Canada has some of the worst airlines on the planet. Good for Bo.

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  17. lame thought there was a game tonight.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      As if the Canucks would remember what time the game started.

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  18. Not really sure why AV. was banned. Looking at his past few posts I did not see anything ban worthy.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I'm personally glad that menace is gone. He had different opinions than some of us, don't you know?

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  19. #KeepAVBanned

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I mean sure, but he had been around for a long time. What was the breaking point?

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  20. #KeepAVBanned

  21. The Canucks are a lousy hockey team but a pretty entertaining reality show.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      The real meta is to put money against the Canucks when they take the lead. Then you either enjoy them winning (fat chance) or rake in the money when they inevitably blow it.

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    ANAHEIM THINKS THEY CAN OUTTANK US.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      It's the Canucks. They can't even be the best at being the worst.

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  23. What would it take for the fans to be finally get Aqualoonie to sell the team banners and widespread chants? We need ideas where is the team tank commander Uncle LALEET?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Public pressure isn't gonna work. What we need is for someone to leak a bunch of Frankie Blueberries' illicit activites like Dan Snyder or Robert Sarver so that he'll be forced to sell the team.

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  24. Dylan Guenther and an extra $12m in cap would sure be nice right about now. 

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Let's be honest, they would have blown that cap space on other overpaid free agents or trade acquisitions.

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