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Status Updates posted by nux4lyfe

  1. Officer : So whats Plan B?


    Drunk nux : To abandon plan A



    1. Ghostsof1915


      What is lesson number 3? 

      To get to lesson number 4.



  2. Stop trying to win!

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    2. canuktravella


      disagree theres times where u tank no reason to win now season is lost  maybe they shouldnt have screwed the bed at the beggining of yr   should sit out more of the vets  and get rid of a bunch in offseason this teak sucksminus our young core  let edler sutter myers vesey boyd roussel eriksson move on  no place ok team for them  

    3. CoquitlamDave


      If you loose now on purpose all the players in that loosing team could develop bad attitudes (remember they get paid based on their performance, so its coach and manager reducing paychecks, or a Who cares attitude).  If you dress younger lineups, that's not tanking.  Its giving young guys a shot.  Its okay to loose those games but not with less effort. Same with resting stars, the guys that go in dont play half-full because their not as good as the stars.  Everyone plays for the the blood of the Orca. 


    4. Ghostsof1915


      Take away say a top scorer from any team (Basically Petey) and that team will struggle. The worst part is Petey himself was struggling all season (If 21 points in 26 games is considered struggling). Losing Petey was like losing a point a game. On top of it all it means the team is on the attack, and not taking shots against. 

  3. 'We are the Champions my friends' ...sorry, said no one ever...and that song did not come out in 1915.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Funny and sad at the same time.

  4. Any cigar aficionados?

  5. Boy have we had some great goaltenders in recent yrs eh! Lu , CS, Miller, Marky, Demko and Holtby..look at Alberta.

    1. Nuxfanabroad


      Indeed. Done in a variety of ways.


      2 by trade

      2 by draft

      2 by signing


      & they haven't really overlapped, so we could stretch this strength to almost 2 decades of performance.

    2. Chickenspear


      Really quite the turnaround from being the notorious goalie graveyard since mclean left

    3. NewbieCanuckFan


      @ChickenspearBecause it never was a goalies graveyard. Burke could never get a goalie either by draft or trade.  His one big weakness.  Even the Cup he won as a hockey GM with the Ducks, he inherited that decent starting goalie.

  6. RIP Shock G

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Brutal month for hiphop.

    2. TNucks1


      ...another one, ugh.

  7. How you gon' get fired on your day off?

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    2. Quantum


      The only time I got fired I was in Toronto, auditioning for a paid spot working for The Second City as a comedian, and visiting the CN Tower for the first time ever. I got the email that said I was fired while I was at the very top of the CN Tower. This all happened on a Friday. On Monday, I found out I got a dream job at The Second City. And the guy who fired me got fired a few months later for abusive behavior and because, it turns out, fired me illegally and the company I was with thought I'd sue. It all worked out. It sucks to get fired but good things come from change. You'll crush it in the long term!

    3. canuktravella


       ghost my dog died xmas day my dad died may 7th 1995 i blew my knee out in soccer may 17th had surgery 21st   grad in june was a $&!#ty yr whos dog dies on xmas day uggg   i got drunk that whole summer 

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Everytime I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen...

  8. Happy 4/20! ::D

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    2. TNucks1


      quit smoking after highschool, but this dispensary that recently popped up are finally selling edibles so been eating them here and there, but whats annoying is all the other ones ive went too only sell CBD gummies with low THC, only 2 stores i know sell THC gummies, but ima eat some tonight.

    3. DontMessMe


      Man imagine 4-2 canucks over the leafs with HIGHmore scoring the game winner 

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce
  9. Whoa! RIP Black Rob.

  10. Miller needs a letter on his jersey.

    1. NewbieCanuckFan
    2. -AJ-


      He'll get one if Edler or Sutter leaves the team after this year I think.

  11. Most games played at the beginning and most likely the most played at the end..

  12. White noise!

    1. Coconuts


      White noise!

    2. TNucks1


      White noise!

  13. DMX in 'grave condition'.

    1. ChuckNORRIS4Cup
    2. Coconuts


      Rough, or ruff, I suppose. Hope he can bounce back, he's struggled over the years. 

    3. Dazzle


      The rich and famous hide their problems that we all have. I have no idea what DMX's problems are/were. I liked his presence in the movie Exit Wounds though.

  14. It's simple math guys, Trade for a great 2-way player. Get 2 birds stoned at once.

    1. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      wouldn't it be easier for Aqulini to just bribe Bettman? 

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      is that for louie, baertschi and a 2nd?

    3. Dazzle


      If a 2 way player goes both ways, why do the 1 way guys get all the love? #discrimination /sarc

  15. Once again,Thank You Demko!

    1. bree2


      And Horvat and Boeser

  16. Any word on Pete?

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    2. debluvscanucks


      Placed on IR, can return on the 22nd with medical clearance.

    3. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      I'm okay...  :)

    4. Bell


      That freaking sucks, get well Petey

  17. Tdot wants attention so bad, They think they're Dallas.

  18. Thank You Loui for stopping by and getting us that win!

  19. Ottawa just plaln sucks, Free pts!

    1. Mustard Tiger

      Mustard Tiger

      And yet the flames got blown out twice by them lmao

    2. NUCKER67


      OTT losing to EDM 6-0 after two. Only managed 10 shots so far. Ouch.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan


      If we only played the Hens 50 more times, we'd easily make the playoffs!

  20. Bubbles : 'Do you know what a light-year is, Ricky?'.


    Ricky : 'It's when you don't work hard for a year'. :lol:

    1. Angry Goose

      Angry Goose

      Bubbles: that's not what it means Ricky


      Ricky: Tomatoes, Potatoes


    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      speaking of potatoes, has anyone been to idaho? it is only a light week away.

  21. This season is probably the best chance for a Canadian team to win a cup...Too bad it looks like we won't be apart of it.

    1. NewbieCanuckFan


      We more than score enough goals to get into the playoffs if we get our act together.  Problem is, the Crawford WCE years played better defense than this current squad (and that's not a good thing).

  22. Wouldn't be surprised if OTT nabs Julien.

  23. Only one team in the 'American

    League' has played 20 games in the league thus far.

  24. Bieksa's got a pic of Fiddler doing his impression in the back.. lol, funny guy.

    1. Nuxfanabroad


      Then AV spotted this & regurgitated a 10-yr gigglin' fit..goodness gracious!


      KB3 is a devilish-gem

    2. debluvscanucks


      Isn't it glorious?    He's a beaut....his sense of humour is a welcome addition to hockey.

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