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Teen Icarus

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  1. sign him 2 years, 1.75/year if we can - a little more money, but he still has to prove himself. You don't just pass up on guys who've been playing as well as he has. Plus, Torts loves him and would have a fit if Santo left.
  2. I'm not sure if you've ever seen a video of a tsunami but it isn't so much a wave as a rapid tide change - it's like watching the tide come in and in and in and in really quickly - more like a storm surge than a rogue wave.
  3. Do constipated people give a crap?
  4. *insert any comment about Aaron Rome during his first few games last season*
  5. It's amazing how legendary this thread is...
  6. An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last. After giving the pro
  7. They need to stop driving an automatic and start driving one of these: http://www.amycotta.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stick_shift-150x150.jpg
  8. Your avatar is amazingly ironic.

  9. you need to update your signature

  10. Wow, 9191 profile views, and Steven Stamkos 91 posted before me.

  11. To make links from your iPhone work, replace the 'm' (for mobile) with 'www' (for world wide web).

    So http://m.youtube.com...r&v=bov63RMMIUQ becomes http://www.youtube.c...r&v=bov63RMMIUQ

  12. Have you seen the movie 'To SAve a Life'?

  13. If you wanted, I could give you instructions on how to put

    'Regards,

    Gollumpus'

    as your sig. Then you'd spend less time typing that and more time making awesome posts.

  14. Harkness or Sparrow?

  15. @SlimGuru

    That's pretty good, I might add it.

  16. I currently have 2233 profile views.

  17. When was the last time you restored order in Canucks Talk?

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