Teen Icarus
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This isn't big news for Hawaii, they already get 100 foot swells.
I'm not sure if you've ever seen a video of a tsunami but it isn't so much a wave as a rapid tide change - it's like watching the tide come in and in and in and in really quickly - more like a storm surge than a rogue wave.
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Do constipated people give a crap?
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*insert any comment about Aaron Rome during his first few games last season*
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It's amazing how legendary this thread is...
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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"
"A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe, watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering an empty building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person. “They have reproduced,” said the biologist. “Oh no, an error in measurement,” the physicist sighed. “If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again,” the mathematician concluded
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall?
Art
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a tiger cage?
Claude
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a piece of paper?
Mark
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being cooked by cannibals?
Stu
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Burr is the clutchest player in this desert of clutchness we call the Canucks.
Kess is clutchless. The Sedins both have burnt out clutches. Lappy doesn't know what a clutch is for, and Edler is the unclutchiest weve seen in awhile.
They need to stop driving an automatic and start driving one of these: http://www.amycotta.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stick_shift-150x150.jpg
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is losing to D. Sedin!!!
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Has an awesome James-Bond-Penguin sig.
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Can't remember the most talented Canuck player ever.
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Yesterday - Paul McCartney
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is iridescent.
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One of the songs on youtube that someone posted.
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Wow...and I thought Shawn Rocker had the worst rep.
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Should we re-sign Mike Santorelli?
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sign him 2 years, 1.75/year if we can - a little more money, but he still has to prove himself. You don't just pass up on guys who've been playing as well as he has. Plus, Torts loves him and would have a fit if Santo left.