The Wizard of AZ

Thank you Baby Jesus for my kinder surprise.

What is that? Some kind of surgery? Are you planning on getting it?

Anyways, Joyeux Noel

Ho Ho Ho! Merry everyone

Why would Don Maloney draft an offensive talent when he can draft another defenseman?

Don't forget Visentin and Domingue in net. We just won't be able to score. Is Coyotes training camp there or something?

I would have loved some sort of Roman Horak deal. He'd fit in nicely in Phoenix. But I think getting Runblad and a 2nd for a player playing like Turris for the 'Yotes is great.

I'll take a West Coast winter to remove my splinters

et tu, brote? How long is he gone for?

crap on his heater while you're at it. Like... Diarrhea.

Also, how come you don't have locks on your doors? Or do you know these theives?

Masturbate into their pillows

I had one girlfriend(forever alone) who play Foundations to me and was like "This is how I feel about our relationship". I was like "yeaaaaaaah. Okay". Looking back now, it makes me laugh.

Ohhh snap. Are you like official Hipster point counter? My cellphone is actually 2 cans on a string. How many points for that?

I actually have an old video camera from like the 50's. It was my grandpas. So I've got like +12 cool points there.

Relationship's going good if someone is singing Joy Division to you, right?

Ugh, do you even listen to a word I say? You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Ahem... Well then, looks like we'll have to use those cheap disposable ones. Or Hipster polaroid ones.

Remember, that the dress stays in Vegas as per the old addage.

How much are you getting paid to work your cousins wedding?

If all I have to pay for is a dress, I guess so.

He is the wind beneath my wings. Wanna take photos at our vegas wedding?

Woah, woah, woah. Who said I'm getting married? I just want to look at his muscles. Plus he'd leave me after 1 month of marriage.

And you'd push me in the lake again and my mascara would be running and everything! I mean... *his* makeup would be running

Um, no. You get your own party mang.

Deer Lake Park is nice. IF it's on the lake stage you get to be near the lake.

boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew? Or do you do them ala Mrs. Lovett?

That's what happens to the girls you meat right? Not to you... in prison.

Like a true hockey player. Business first, communications second.

Turris out, Bissonnette in. Time for some... thing