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falcon45ca

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  1. I doubt I'm a primate. More like a sexualized amoeba with the tummy of an Ursidae
  2. Did you get your Cialis prescription refilled? Last time we tried you were a lil' embarrassed
  3. I would, but he hasn't been returning my calls lately
  4. Been there, done that. Wasn't as bad as you think, he's a pretty nice guy if you're not from the Middle East or poor
  5. I don't think this is 100% accurate, but I do day drink, so....
  6. I've never dodged a wrench in my life. Gen X baby, we just walked it off. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
  7. Nobody bring a shoe, I'm too tired to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge
  8. Ya wh....wait. You tricked me. So this is how Bush felt...
  9. I've never heard you tell jokes before. Gimme your best knock knock joke or dirty limerick
  10. Whoop! How many folks have taken the test so far?
  11. Get yo week started off juuuuuuuuuuust right
  12. I triple dog dare ya to drive the speed limit with this track blastin'. Not. Possible.
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