A bear walks into the Balzac Bar & orders a beer.
Bartender says "We don't serve beer to bears in the Balzac Bar"
Bear goes "What??"
Bartender says "You heard me, we don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar"
Bear goes "You don't serve me a beer then Imma eat you!!"
Bartender says "Do what you want, we still don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar"
Bear looks around in frustration, and sees this older lady drinking beer by herself "You don't serve me a beer, Imma eat that old lady!"
Bartender says "Won't change a thing, we still don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar"
Bear stands up "Fine!"
Walks over to the old lady & gobbles her up on the spot, then walks back up to the bartender "See? I told ya! Now gimme a beer!"
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar who are on drugs"
Bear goes "What?? On drugs?? I'm not on drugs!"
Bartender says "Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate!"