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falcon45ca

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  1. To be fair to you, I am an extremely difficult person to love...just ask God!
  2. Moved to Victoria when I was 5, watched Trevor Linden get drafted on TV...been a fan ever since.
  3. @luckylager sent me a Christmas miracle...it's indescribably beautiful!
  4. The NWA taught me it's ok to bust a cap in some of dem suckas A$$
  5. Wait...victory vs. validation which do I choose? Victory. Every time. I want to win, I don't care if I'm validated.
  6. My dad taught me that joke, & I've heard the BC variation...I just love the way Balzak sounds Maybe I've posted this one before, I do not recall. Anyhow, it goes a sumfin' like this... What do they call Silence of the Lambs in Newfoundland? Shut up yews
  7. A bear walks into the Balzac Bar & orders a beer. Bartender says "We don't serve beer to bears in the Balzac Bar" Bear goes "What??" Bartender says "You heard me, we don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar" Bear goes "You don't serve me a beer then Imma eat you!!" Bartender says "Do what you want, we still don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar" Bear looks around in frustration, and sees this older lady drinking beer by herself "You don't serve me a beer, Imma eat that old lady!" Bartender says "Won't change a thing, we still don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar" Bear stands up "Fine!" Walks over to the old lady & gobbles her up on the spot, then walks back up to the bartender "See? I told ya! Now gimme a beer!" Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in the Balzac Bar who are on drugs" Bear goes "What?? On drugs?? I'm not on drugs!" Bartender says "Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate!"
  8. I really want a Wal bass...or the money to purchase one. I'm not afraid to admit my shallow desire for material objects
  9. I didn't say "what about Tropic Thunder!?", I just said it was funny. Just a heads up, when you assume people's intentions or put words in their mouth, it makes you look pretty damn ignorant.
  10. Poor decisions do not necessarily mean the guy is a racist
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