Am I drunk? Not really, as a bartender drinking is quite literally part of my job, so while I'm not sober I'm also not drunk.
BUT. I invent drinks/shots all the time, I find it a fun & exciting element of the job. So, here's a few I've come up with & hope you fine folk enjoy (in moderation).
Some of these drinks might already exist. If they do, I'm blissfuly unaware. Feel free to borrow the recipes, just please use the names I've given them...you don't even have to give me credit, just use the name.
Mintmeister: 1/2 oz Jaegermeister, 1/2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
Shamrocker: 1/4 oz Creme De Menthe (green), 1/4 oz Creme De Cacao, 1/2 oz Vodka
Electric Smurf: 1/4 oz Blue Curacao, 1/4 oz Malibu, 1/2 oz Vodka
Hulk Smash: 1 oz Blue Curacao, 1 oz Vodka, 50/50 Orange & Pineapple Juice (should be a bright green if the ratios are done right)
CosbyPolitan: 1 oz Vodka, 1 oz Cointreau, 1 oz White Rum, 2 oz Cranberry Juice, freshly squeezed lime (3 of these and you won't know where you've been)
Bombastic: 1 oz Bombay Gin, 1 oz Spiced Rum, equal parts Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, 7up/Soda
Valentine's Heart: 1 oz Fireball Whiskey, water & just a splash or so of Cola
Sweet & Sassy: 1/2 oz Honey Jack Daniels, 1/2 oz Fire Jack Daniels
Just a few! I've got plenty more I've created, but I'll save those for another time.
NOTE: If you've run into any of these concoctions before, know that I arrived at these mixes independently, and that any overlap is pure coincidence.
Enjoy!