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  1. YUP! The Melvins can meme
  2. Here's an instruction manual by The Melvins on how to play Mafia. PAY ATTENTION MUTHERTRUCKERS
  3. This is probably the wrong thread, but oh well. Here's summmmm of THE MELVINS
  4. Yes that's right! The Melvins are also....ELECTRIC
  5. If you weren't aware that The Melvins are also Canadian, don't worry! Even The Melvins were unaware
  6. Many a cousin has been married while listening to The Melvins. BEHOLD! And MARRY yer CUZZZIN!
  7. If you didn't know The Melvins were also an amazing Hip-Hop group, it's prolly cuz' your BRAIN is INSIDE OUT!
  8. What's that you hear??? THE MELVINS??? OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  9. This is the kind of day that only The Melvins can rescue.
  10. MAFIA WIN! CONGRATS @Sharpshooter @Blue Jay 22 @luckylager MVP @Sharpshooter
  11. @Davathor WAS ONE OF THE BEST PIANO MEN AROUND, AND THOUGH HE DIDN'T START THE FIRE THAT UNINTENTIONALLY SET ABLAZE A GIRL UPTOWN, HE THOUGHT "YOU MAY BE RIGHT, AND I MAY BE CRAZY...EITHER WAY GET ME OFF THIS CARNIVAL RIDE. I'M DONE." AND SO HE WAS, AS HIS BODY WAS SLASHED TO RIBBONS AND BLOOD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH HE WAS BILLY JOEL, VANILLA TOWN MEANWHILE, THE VILLAGE IDIOT @DarthMelvin MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH AFTER ALL, FOR HIS COCK AND SWAG CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF SOME OF THE MORE SHADY ELEMENTS OF THIS SOIREE. THEY KILLED HIM, YOU BASTERDZ. HE WAS MICHAEL BOLTON, VANILLA TOWN
  12. @Davathor YOU ARE SET TO BE LYNCHED AND MAY HAVE FINAL WORDS
  13. VOTE COUNT: J23 (1) - DAV DAV (3) - DM, SS, J23 SS (1) - VIRT NOT VOTING @Blue Jay 22
  14. VOTE COUNT: J23 (1) - DAV DAV (2) - DM, SS SS (1) - VIRT NOT VOTING @Blue Jay 22 @J-23
  15. In other news, a 6 month old baby boy was denied a driver's license. The parent's were bewildered, saying "He's in his PRIME! Give em' a driver's paper thingy and let er' rip!" The parent's have 1 other child, a 7 year old girl who's over the hill and should be put out to pasture. "Way past her prime" the mother was heard to remark.
  16. VOTE COUNT: J23 (1) - DM NOT VOTING @Sharpshooter @Davathor @J-23 @Blue Jay 22 @Virtanen87
  17. How on Earth can you consider either of these two kids in their prime? Last year was Quinn's rookie season fer cryin' out loud.
  18. @Virtanen87 MUST VOTE NEXT ROUND OR BE SUBJECT TO A GK
  19. @Alain Vigneault HAD SPENT MANY A YEAR CROONING ON THE STAGE FOR THE LEGIONS OF ADORING FANS, BUT MANY OFTEN WONDERED...WAS HE ACTUALLY A GENERATIONAL TALENT THAT COULD WRITE SONGS OF PURE AMERICANA, OR WAS HE SHILL, A HUCKSTER, A CHARLATAN OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY? WHAT BETTER NIGHT TO FIND OUT THAN GRAMMY NIGHT, AND THE MOB DEMANDED ANSWERS AND THROUGHLY TORE HIM LIMB FROM BLOODY LIMB. HE WAS DON HENLEY, VANILLA TOWN MEANWHILE, BEHIND THE RED CURTAIN, SOMETHING COLD & FUNKY WAS A BREWIN' THAT HAD NUTHIN' TO DO WITH MADINA. @GoCanucks16 WAS GUTTED LIKE A FISH. SHE WAS TONE LOC, VANILLA TOWN
  20. VOTING CLOSED! @Alain Vigneault YOU ARE SET TO BE LYNCHED AND MAY HAVE LAST WORDS
  21. VOTE COUNT: DAV (2) - J23, SS BJ (1) - AV J23 (1) - DM AV (3) - DAV, GC16, BJ NOT VOTING@Virtanen87
  22. VOTE COUNT: DAV (2) - J23, SS BJ (1) - AV DM (1) - GC16 J23 (1) - DM AV (1) - DAV NOT VOTING @Blue Jay 22 @Virtanen87
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