@Davathor WAS ONE OF THE BEST PIANO MEN AROUND, AND THOUGH HE DIDN'T START THE FIRE THAT UNINTENTIONALLY SET ABLAZE A GIRL UPTOWN, HE THOUGHT "YOU MAY BE RIGHT, AND I MAY BE CRAZY...EITHER WAY GET ME OFF THIS CARNIVAL RIDE. I'M DONE." AND SO HE WAS, AS HIS BODY WAS SLASHED TO RIBBONS AND BLOOD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
HE WAS BILLY JOEL, VANILLA TOWN
MEANWHILE, THE VILLAGE IDIOT @DarthMelvin MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH AFTER ALL, FOR HIS COCK AND SWAG CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF SOME OF THE MORE SHADY ELEMENTS OF THIS SOIREE. THEY KILLED HIM, YOU BASTERDZ.
HE WAS MICHAEL BOLTON, VANILLA TOWN