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Canuckletux

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  1. Joined the dork army instead of the dark army?
  2. Good night, Bure Who?! Make sure that all your doors are locked. Nah, I don't want you to get nightmares, so forget the above statement and sleep well!
  3. Just confessed that he's in possession of the stolen goods in question.
  4. Got a "girlfriend" that "fell off a truck".
  5. Is in my way on the path to ruling the world.
  6. Underestimates my evilness.... that's exactly where I want him to be, buhahahahaha
  7. Doesn't think I've got enough experience yet.
  8. Can't dismiss me! I demand a no-dismissal-clause.
  9. Bure who?, no one is as oblivious as you.
  10. Thinks I will say, "Bure who?, I love you!" because I mean it.... I'm just saying it because it rhymes.
  11. Fears that BW could do some mean stuff to him.
  12. Is my new master..... Well, it could be worse.
  13. Makes me wonder whether I'm really THAT slow today.
  14. Has a short stick, which rhymes with d...
  15. Laughs straight in the face of his destiny, which still looks like this:
  16. Is afraid he could have an accident elsewise.
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