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Status Updates posted by BananaMash

  1. Erik "Andrew 'AHLberts' Alberts" Gudbranson

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    2. Ghostsof1915


      Ed Jovonoski was on Sportsnet 650. He said Florida's biggest mistake was letting him go. 

      I'm not gonna argue with Jovocop. 


    3. NewbieCanuckFan


      @Ghostsof1915  I vaguely remembering Shane Corson trying to get to Jovocop in the Canucks dressing room (heh, must be related to Torts :P).  For the life of me, I can't remember the circumstances surrounding that...I do remember Corson hitting Jovocop in the face with his stick and getting a suspension for that around that time.



    4. Baer.


      500k per point

  2. I like coffee because instead of just being tired, I can be tired and have heart palpitations.

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    2. Shift-4


      don't forget it keeps you active with extra trips to toilet

    3. Alflives


      @Shift-4 or trips to the shrubbery!  

    4. Cramarossa


      BananaMash...you get me...

  3. i like this layout lots but also its rendered me snow blind.

  4. wHy DiD wE sIgN sO mAnY dEpTh PlaYeRs


    -CDC, summer 2018.

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    2. NUCKER67


      SoMeThInG's WrOnG wItH yOuR kEyBoArD ;)


    3. Ghostsof1915


      - InJuRieS.



    4. Nuxfanabroad


      The JuRiEs OuT..for this InJuRiEs-bout?!

  5. 00s ..BEST decade for Energy Drinks.


    Anyone disagree?

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Meh, coffee has been around for ages.  


      Espresso > something in a can

    2. Nuxfanabroad


      I ought to have indulged, but I run on solar...

    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Bring back Jolt!

  6. Hell yeah. I love Beagle. Please be true.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      washington fans call him a meat and potato's player. he would become a fan favourite. great face off man. 

    2. BananaMash


      @smithers joe that's exactly what he is. he would be the PERFECT guy to have around all the younger players. most underrated bottom six player in the league.

  7. :goat: I love me :goat:

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i guess, somebodies, got to. good luck with that.

    3. BananaMash


      Thank you Joe. I will love myself extra hard now.

    4. Jimmy McGill
  8. Guys, I had 7 unread notifications all day on CDC. This is my fault. I caused us to pick here.

    1. Jaku
    2. Qwags


      You're a monster. How dare you show your face here.

  9. #BringBackCrom!

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    2. Spoderman


      join us in kik to roast TL more @Gally

    3. HerrDrFunk
    4. Gally


      @Spoderman Is the kik chat actually still alive? Must sauce me an add. 

  10. I love when my car insurance jumps arbitrarily up by 20 dollars and nobody at the insurance center can explain why it went up so much.

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    2. SabreFan1


      or this little unlicensed teenage idiot, who I'm sure most here still remember, who mangled a Porsche Cayenne whose parents most likely made a claim for.



    3. Ghostsof1915


      Guess you missed all the media saying how rates are going to skyrocket?


    4. Crom!


      Mine went up because I went from a Ford to a BMW.  (Also hi BananaMash, long time no talk :) )

  11. its me ya boi daylight savings time here to make you grumpy for 2 months

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    2. Baer.


      book learning is for suckers

    3. SabreFan1


      Ah you must be a Deep Southern Republican! :lol:

    4. Baer.


      that's what my sister-mom tells me

  12. Fire the medical staff ASAP. 

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    2. stawns


      do you seriously believe you have more medical knowledge than the training staff of a major sports franchise?  You would be very much incorrect

    3. Nuxfanabroad


      I agree they should have exorcised caution/Linda Blair...

    4. BananaMash


      @stawns I absolutely dont think I have more knowledge than a trained medical staff - But professionals make mistakes. And sometimes they're ones that people from the outside can be aware of, regardless of who has more training. It happens with doctors and malpractice, it can happen with team medical staff too.


      I'm not arrogant enough to think I'm smarter than they are but it just is personally confusing as to why they were so fast and loose with it given the area of the injury.


      Though I'll admit, they might have just assumed it was his hip. Even on the replay it looked like a hip injury initially, the way he hit.

  13. uhh yeah ya boi JUICY Jokinen coming in here to dangle ur mum str8 outta her undergarments baby.

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      *Canucks place Jussi Jokinen on waivers, will report directly to retirement.

  14. hey it me ur banana

    1. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      there's a morning joke in here somewhere.... 

    2. BananaMash


      wood you like me to try and find it?

  15. Jesse Poolparty

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    2. BananaMash


      Get all this "sex" off my internet webzone!

    3. Green Building
    4. luckylager


      His name reads like "moresexxx" if you ask me.

      Think the young dude just needs to get laid.

  16. I want the 1040 hosts and the new Sportsnet radio hosts to have a death match at Wrestlemania

  17. Free Hugs

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    2. Tigs


      @chon derry that's pretty cringe bro

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      I could go for a mouth hug

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      @BananaMash Haha. Jokes on you. I would have paid you. Too late. No backsies. :P

  18. Who was the CDCer who was obsessed with Bobby Sanguinetti?

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    2. luckylager


      I don't miss that guy at all. Just crept his still active page to remind myself why I hated him so badly... right, I remember now.

    3. Winter Soldier

      Winter Soldier

      "hey look at this Bieksa's AHL numbers +21 109 penalty minutes/ check that out Bo-Sang had better numbers then Bieksa in the AHL. Yet, he doesn't get one fair chance to prove himself, and again it's because of Doug Lidster."


      Still amazing to read even two years later.

    4. Toni Zamboni
  19. I miss Petr Skudra

    1. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      you could feel the fear every time he was in goal :lol:

  20. hey qt 3.14s

    1. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      I don't know what's more lame. The status or the fact that I got it right away... :lol:

  21. Shrek me baby 

  22.  Stay noided.

    1. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      OK. What does that mean? 

  23. What is wrong with the anteater?!! I put my ants down and went to the kitchen, and when I came back, she had her two front paws are on the coffee table and her two back paws on the couch eating my ants like crazy! She did that once to the ants and other ants thing I was having. I picked up my phone and put the other ants on my coffee table, and the moment I picked up my phone, she started licking the ants like and would not stop even after I said no!

    1. Odd.


      great meme

    2. ItsMillerTime


      This is great

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