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BananaMash

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  1. BananaMash

    What is wrong with the anteater?!! I put my ants down and went to the kitchen, and when I came back, she had her two front paws are on the coffee table and her two back paws on the couch eating my ants like crazy! She did that once to the ants and other ants thing I was having. I picked up my phone and put the other ants on my coffee table, and the moment I picked up my phone, she started licking the ants like and would not stop even after I said no!

    1. Odd.

      Odd.

      great meme

    2. ItsMillerTime

      ItsMillerTime

      This is great

  2. BananaMash

    Desjardins is a moron, good lord.

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      My lord they better can him after that one. Pick up a real coach like Gallant! I'd be so stoked if Vancouver hired Gallant.

    3. Fateless

      Fateless

      I'm willing to drive Willie to the airport. And by Willie, I mean his cold, limp corpse.

    4. JM_

      JM_

      So a 22 year old in his 1st full year, told all year to concentrate on D, is supposed to flatten the greasiest rat in the game? OK then. 

       

      Willie needs to stop trying to use the media to get points across, he's not very good at it. 

  3. BananaMash

    it is my bday 

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Deleted?!

       

      Ah well, I had a good run.

    3. Beary Sweet

      Beary Sweet

      Happy Birthday @BananaMash! Hope you had a good one!!!

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      When did this turn into Logan's Run?

  4. BananaMash

    I've won 55 days, apparently.

     

    1. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      I have won 2..it must have something to do with thought provoking....meaningful..insightful...posts.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I dunno, I'm preeetty garbage.

    3. ShakyWalton

      ShakyWalton

      nahhh,,,, we is what we is.

  5. BananaMash

    pls put bo with baertschi and hansen like everyone wants willie. i h8 u so much

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      LOL @

       

      everyone wants willie

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      oh god lmao

  6. BananaMash

    ANGER ANGER. DELETE DESJARDINS. ANGER ANGER.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      is 'rabble, rabble' uncool now?

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I mean, I genuinely want him fired. He's garbage 

    4. ice orca

      ice orca

      If it goes sideways he is gone.

  7. BananaMash

    HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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    2. Putgolzin

      Putgolzin

      how can she slap me sir?

    3. Oliewud

      Oliewud

      u go?

    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      :D

  8. BananaMash

    My god, the team north America and team Europe jerseys are ugly as hell.

    1. ItsMillerTime

      ItsMillerTime

      Europe jerseys look good but North America ones are pretty ugly.

  9. BananaMash

    I regretfully inform you all that I am a bat, not a human. 

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      We all know you're an Animorph.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Happy for ya.  It's good to "come out". 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

       

      There ain't no bat....

  10. BananaMash

    make bananamash great again

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      what do you mean "again"

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Only BananaMash makes BananaMash great.

  11. BananaMash

    Patrick White was the wrong pick on the attractiveness scouting metric and regular scouting metric.

    1. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      He had at least a 7/10 Hockey hair flow game, though. Made him worth an early second, at the very least.

       

      Loses a couple of points for bordering on a soccer mom bob cut.

    2. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      But he was off the charts on the irregular scouting metric (otherwise known as the Burke metric) and that's apparently all that mattered.

  12. BananaMash

    I swear half the people I interact with at work have never heard of a shower. It's like an onion field out there.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      I went to school with a guy who smelled like garlic coil. Very bizarre. 

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      greetings from the interior...

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      do you work with iranians

  13. BananaMash

    New phone who dis?

    1. Baer.

      Baer.

      that me -_-

  14. BananaMash

    Just imagine it: Fedor Fedorov with the Sedins...

  15. BananaMash

    Does anyone know where to find XXX-Files? I ordered it on PPV, but my TV got stuck on NFL coverage... It's urgent.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I'd do you dirty, my son.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      hand in pants.. *dirty.. ooh big big dirty.. ohh yeah..

      crap. rest of the room heard and saw me

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Shush up and get to my house

  16. BananaMash

    hey cutie wassup wit dat b00ti3

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      sup bae

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      dont cheat on me you bastard

  17. BananaMash

    this lemon im eating is a terrible orange.

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    2. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      Where the hell have you been!!!

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      VC I'm here! '

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      When I inhale a Banana, I pretend it's B.M.

  18. BananaMash

    happy birthday to skeletor, we love you forever and for always.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      you dont want any of this

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      you're not even half the man that tech n9ne is

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      im not hunterish :(

  19. BananaMash

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  20. BananaMash
    :) :) :)
  21. BananaMash

    Can't believe we sent down Gaunce to Manitoba so that Tyler Bouck can be our starting QB, I hate this team.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ha haaaa :D

    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      you wot m8?

    3. Pears

      Pears

      Meh. Vey as our starting pitcher worries me more tbh. What were they thinking?

  22. BananaMash

    Why wasn't Fedun kept as our fourth line center? This is the worst move since we let Fedor Fedorov leave, dammit Benning.

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    2. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      ^he's a questionable goalie? Doesn't sound all that great, shift.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      so benning has to make your opinions happen?

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Obviously he's going to replace Willie while he's injured... someone has to take a spot behind the bench.

  23. BananaMash

    NHL Rumor: Trevor Linden to request Linden Vey legally changes his first name to something more suiting (e5)

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Linden Vey has decided to go for the full name change and has selected Darren Veydar.

  24. BananaMash

    walkman for sale, comes with cassette of a Ratt album and free gf - $20

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      I'll take it. You can keep the Ratt album.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      give me a discount

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      No one throws away a perfectly good RATT album ? Blasphemy !

  25. BananaMash

    gf for sale

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    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I'll give you Brandon Prust and Luca Sbisa for her.

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      I'll give you Brad Marchand's nose for it.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ok my gf a case n a texas mickey for your gf n her sister ?

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