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  1. Tony Hawk landed his first 900 in Iginla's forehead crease.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Imagine running your finger through it

  2. Canucks444 added me as a friend.

  3. I'm assuming 80% of 1, you know, 0.80.
  4. I personally believe Jake Virtanen will play hockey sometimes and will also not play hockey sometimes. I believe he is most likely to not play hockey during the summer months, but I'm not sure.
  5. Considering how empty our defensive prospect cupboard was/is, this is pretty good. It's also nice to see that Benning realizes this issue, since he's bringing in guys like Clendening, Pedan, Sautner, etc. They might not be shining prospects, but its nice to actually have some.
  6. Sven Baertschi is okay but he'll never release a CD as good as The Chronic by Dr. Dre so we might as well trade him tbh.
  7. Markstrom is just helping us forget Eddie's rough couple of games <3 ilu Marky.

    1. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      Marky is so thoughtful

  8. Markstrom is just helping us forget Eddie's rough couple of games <3 ilu Marky.

  9. RIP Nate Dogg, his spirit guides Bro Horvat.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles
    2. g_bassi13
    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      rumours have it the team was out at a restaurant last night and bro horvat ordered the bananamash.

  10. Have you praised Otis today?

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    2. :D

      :D

      I praised the OTIS elevator company for maintaining so many elevators and escalators in the city...

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      No, but I have praised Hosanna.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I could not take the elevator today because it was out of order. Keep up the good work, Otis.

  11. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR HORVATS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

  12. Hands up if you have a crush on me!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Wouldn't the hands be better used for a reach around?

    2. AriGold
    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      This is tragic. It didn't work at the bar last week either.

  13. I agree, he's looking much more comfortable on the ice and with the puck. I'm very excited to see him next year, and hope he's given some more minutes as the year goes on. Particularly if our vets keep playing with as much intensity as a bag of cotton candy.
  14. I miss Dany Sabourin.

    1. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      I miss that guy who would always log in just to tell us when exactly Sabourin was starting.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I remember that guy. Sabou35? That was definitely Sabourin himself.

  15. Deb promoted me to Chief Deputy Leader of CDC, but told me not to tell anyone.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      k now im pissed. i want a permotion!

    3. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      I was promoted to Chief Inspector of Foreign Affairs at the Lancaster Shrimp Canal.

    4. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      hehuh, I dun nothin wrong officah ... tha trolls be gitn gon thata way ...

  16. I'm going to win the Superbowl.

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    2. Gstank29
    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      As long as we see a Katy Perry nip slip we all win the Superbowl

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm hoping for a massive wardrobe malfunction!!!!

  17. Benning just traded me for a 4th round pick.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Must be your sandwich skills

    3. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      more than he'd get for kassian

    4. viking mama

      viking mama

      I just posted so I won't get fined.

  18. [Rumor] Canucks interested in Tommi Santala

  19. Horvat may be younger than me, but I consider him like a father.

  20. Will Horvat star in the sequel to "Holes" next year?

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Yes. Co-starring will be Kassian (as Zero).

    2. Darkstar

      Darkstar

      Jim Benning as Mr.Sir

      Willie Desjardins as Dr.Pendanski

  21. Can't believe I turned off NHL 11 to watch this skills comp.

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    2. Oliewud

      Oliewud

      i cant believe u guys still play NHL 11...so many glitch goals.

    3. Oliewud

      Oliewud

      thats probably why u guys like it...BAM!

    4. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      lol, GM Mode GOAT

  22. Frankie Corrado > Zack Kassian, sign him MG!

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