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  1. I'm a boring human.

    1. Fox Mulder

      Fox Mulder

      I'm an FBI agent.

    2. Tom Sestito
    3. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      No Mash, you're da best!

  2. Tony Hawk landed his first 900 in Iginla's forehead crease.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Imagine running your finger through it

  3. Canucks444 added me as a friend.

  4. Markstrom is just helping us forget Eddie's rough couple of games <3 ilu Marky.

    1. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      Marky is so thoughtful

  5. Markstrom is just helping us forget Eddie's rough couple of games <3 ilu Marky.

  6. RIP Nate Dogg, his spirit guides Bro Horvat.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles
    2. g_bassi13
    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      rumours have it the team was out at a restaurant last night and bro horvat ordered the bananamash.

  7. Have you praised Otis today?

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    2. :D

      :D

      I praised the OTIS elevator company for maintaining so many elevators and escalators in the city...

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      No, but I have praised Hosanna.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I could not take the elevator today because it was out of order. Keep up the good work, Otis.

  8. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR HORVATS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

  9. Hands up if you have a crush on me!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Wouldn't the hands be better used for a reach around?

    2. AriGold
    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      This is tragic. It didn't work at the bar last week either.

  10. I miss Dany Sabourin.

    1. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      I miss that guy who would always log in just to tell us when exactly Sabourin was starting.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I remember that guy. Sabou35? That was definitely Sabourin himself.

  11. Deb promoted me to Chief Deputy Leader of CDC, but told me not to tell anyone.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      k now im pissed. i want a permotion!

    3. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      I was promoted to Chief Inspector of Foreign Affairs at the Lancaster Shrimp Canal.

    4. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      hehuh, I dun nothin wrong officah ... tha trolls be gitn gon thata way ...

  12. I'm going to win the Superbowl.

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    2. Gstank29
    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      As long as we see a Katy Perry nip slip we all win the Superbowl

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm hoping for a massive wardrobe malfunction!!!!

  13. Benning just traded me for a 4th round pick.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Must be your sandwich skills

    3. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      more than he'd get for kassian

    4. viking mama

      viking mama

      I just posted so I won't get fined.

  14. [Rumor] Canucks interested in Tommi Santala

  15. Horvat may be younger than me, but I consider him like a father.

  16. Will Horvat star in the sequel to "Holes" next year?

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Yes. Co-starring will be Kassian (as Zero).

    2. Darkstar

      Darkstar

      Jim Benning as Mr.Sir

      Willie Desjardins as Dr.Pendanski

  17. Can't believe I turned off NHL 11 to watch this skills comp.

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    2. Oliewud

      Oliewud

      i cant believe u guys still play NHL 11...so many glitch goals.

    3. Oliewud

      Oliewud

      thats probably why u guys like it...BAM!

    4. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      lol, GM Mode GOAT

  18. Frankie Corrado > Zack Kassian, sign him MG!

  19. Trade Bieksa for Jarko Ruutu and Ramon Untersander.

    1. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Quick! What's Benning's number?

    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      uhh...6th overall in 81?

  20. Merry Christmas, I got you a knuckle sandwich.

    1. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      HAPPY HOLIDAYS MASH <3

    2. PrideInThisTeam

      PrideInThisTeam

      You got me a sammich in general. it's the thought that counts, right?

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Get back in the kitchen, Banana!

  21. Kevin Bieksa, do we really need him?

  22. Party at my house apparently!

    1. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      I'm already there!

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