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  1. No I was just being silly. <4 Yeah UMB, whatever the max weight is.
  2. I think Wizdom is a pretty cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything.
  3. They have to have something to fix to justify NHL 14.
  4. Who looks sexier on rollerskates, me or Newsflash

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Luongo doesn't even lift.

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      U guys are just jealous that the NHL expanded the Playoffs to a 30 team playoff, so now we won't be the only team in our division that will make the playoffs.

    4. allkill326

      allkill326

      Newsflash: You should be the Canucks GM. :P

  5. My guy has like 50 skating, lol.
  6. The new UMADBRO? is okay, but I preferred the original.

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    2. allkill326

      allkill326

      Ah~ I'm panicking.

    3. allkill326

      allkill326

      Ah~ I'm panicking.

    4. allkill326

      allkill326

      yes ewww im back but you gotta live with it so.... heh

  7. It sounds horrible. The Mayan's were right.
  8. Assuming I'm dead, they must still have CDC in hell. Excellent!

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      CDC has always been Hell.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Caboose has figured it out :(

    4. Mountain  Man

      Mountain Man

      Still waiting for AA meetings that are mandatory for all of us.

  9. Any second now...

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Nope. That's because you're going to bed late, I assume you'll wake up closer to tomorrow afternoon.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      don't hold your breath, otherwise it might be the end of your world and everything will become a sea of blue for you

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I see what you mean.

  10. Thanks to everyone who wrote for the CDC Christmas story. It turned out much less awful than I had expected.

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    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      I'll love you forever if you do it, Maxim.

    4. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Then it shall be done. Maybe I'll record and post the audio...let everyone else hear my families' "wtf" reaction.

  11. To be fair, he called a meatloaf shallow and pedantic.
  12. In the words of Peter Griffin, I find this picture rather shallow and pedantic.
  13. Oh so what, now you're Professor Oak? Are you going to start telling me I can't ride my bike during certain times too? Well I have news for you old man, you couldn't even remember your own Grandsons name! I told you it was Butt-Face and you believed it.
  14. Maybe if I wanted to be happy I could have just felt up the Mailman like you did.
  15. I'm sad that you said Regina, and not another word. WHY WONT YOU LET ME BE HAPPY?!
  16. But I don't want to put my penis in you. I should clarify, by hug I meant sex.
  17. I make everything better... Except for relationships!
  18. I don't know man *starts to sob*... I just... I just f-feel like... I feel like a fish isn't a good substitute for a woman. I mean... Yeah, the smell is there. B-but... Where's the tender loving? I don't... I... I mean, I just want a hug. Did no one think that maybe I just wanted a hug?
  19. Yeah, but I don't want to have sex with fish I want to have sex with ladies.
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