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  1. Yeah. I don't know... Just... When I fantasize about her being naked I just feel like she's not real.
  2. *You'll make eye-contact with her. Don't rush things.
  3. Right! I made eye contact with a girl today, soon enough we'll be married.
  4. Gee, that must be hard to become.
  5. No you lose, so take that. Want to talk about "Go Fish" while UMB is out?
  6. Is that a question or a statement?
  7. Those are fighting words, would thou like to throw-down?
  8. Yeah, but he's a freakin' stud else-wise. I beg to differ.
  9. Gally is full of it he's not done anything.
  10. Gee the way you boss people around I'd think you were... Literally Hitler.
  11. And all the ladies will call me the huge specimen.
  12. "I liked Adolf Hitler, but whatever floats your boat" -The Artist Formerly Known As UMADBRO?

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      The puns were good at first, but now we're really Reiching to be funny.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      This is taking me out of Mein Kampfort zone ;)

    4. Dion Phaneuf

      Dion Phaneuf

      All thanks to me :)

  13. Borkikea is the next Hugh Jessimen.
  14. UMB, change my name to Borkbork Borkikea when you get a second please. Google docs wont open for me.
  15. Should I change it to BorkBork Borklund?
  16. Lax, It's Borkborkbork, borkbork is borkborkborks first name.
  17. Bite me, I'm joining the T-Birds now.
  18. BorkBork Borkborkbork will kill the league.
  19. All the fetish lovers will be disappointed.
  20. All glory to the hypnotoad!

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I had it first then One-One-Two and Caboose copied me because they're not the real Slim Shady.

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      They can't be the great leader

    4. BananaMash
  21. I hereby challenge (>'-')> to a duel. You may chose one teammate.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      *dost, Mr. President.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      also, it's hoist, not lift.

      Get your s*** together man.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I'll poop on your chesticles.

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