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  1. To the member formerly known as UMADBRO?, if you are reading this, shut off CDC and go study.

    1. BananaMash
    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Get. Off. CDC. Trust me, I'm a doctor. You need to study.

    3. Caboose

      Caboose

      Love the new avatar.

  2. Go back to your trailer baboon.
  3. Reserved for Swedish Superstar BorkBork BorkBorkBork
  4. Pushed Armada down a staircase. Quick question for a friend, best way to hide a body?

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    2. Armada

      Armada

      ^Throw "it"? What am I an object?

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      ^

      I thought you were dead lol

    4. Armada

      Armada

      I am but I still have feelings.

  5. This is also a good way to find out if your wife is cheating on you.] Wat
  6. Uvic Logic: Turn heaters on while it's still warm in September, shut dorm heaters off while it's cold in December.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      How are they saving money when students are bringing in space heaters? Wouldn't the electricity from 48 space-heaters be worse than running one furnace that heats the whole dorm?

    3. goalie13

      goalie13

      Just wait for summer classes. There's no air conditioning or really any air circulation either. We once brought our lawn chairs and took our class outside because it was unbearable inside.

    4. I♥Wellwood

      I♥Wellwood

      it's just your building, they dont like you guys!

  7. Oh, that's okay then. I was worried that she was 14 too, too old for a guy like you.
  8. Tell me.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Every time I have a banana, I think of you.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      That's surprisingly fruity.

    4. shiznak

      shiznak

      What you want, what you really, really, want.

  9. So what you're saying is, she has mad swag like Wiz? jk wiz you know im joking.
  10. Tell them you just thought the logo looked cool, like, you collect deer-based objects or something.
  11. Caboose, underage drinking and the consumption of drugs is almost as big of a crime as murder. BB, being the knight in shining armor, tried to prevent Wiz from receiving a ban. She knows, because in her youth which she spend in the states, alcohol was a serious offence to anyone. Prohibition. BB is the hero CDC needs.
  12. I don't know, did you see what activities he's partaking in, in his photographic image?
  13. I miss when AllKill used to tell me to stop being a wannabe internet celebrity.

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      He was last active today

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      I wonder if Allkill still gets a hard-on for Gangnam Style...

    4. JHansenFan

      JHansenFan

      WWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOPPA GUNDAM STAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  14. What are you asking Satan Claws for this Christmas?

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      What a jerk. I'll make sure to remind myse... Him to give you a much better one.

    3. TrudeauVoter

      TrudeauVoter

      A decent english 12 teacher and a 2012/2013 nhl season

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Hahah, foolish mortal. The only think more evil and powerful than Satan is the NHL owners and the NHLPA.

  15. Meth, not even once... ARNIEL!

  16. Armada, I was in Antarctica, and then some researchers took me to Fiji and now I'm stuck. This race was a horrible idea.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Dude I've been in Somalia for 4 days now.

    2. canucklax

      canucklax

      Armada post twice in responce to this if you've been taken hostage by pirates and/or are in a crashed helicopter

  17. Armada, I'm sort of chilling in Merauke right now. I have no idea what I'm doing.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      So I'm being held by these nice guys in Somali. They tell me they want my parents to pay $1 million to them

  18. I have crooked toes. I could post a picture. (Lol you don't want to see my feet).
  19. Just chillin in some corn like no big deal.
  20. Chilling out in Antarctica, just realized that I'm going around the world the wrong way. Ffs.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles
    2. Armada

      Armada

      Hah. So that means I'm beating you.

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