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  1. I'm king of the internet. I own this thread.
  2. UMB and I<3Wellwood are pretty much married now.
  3. Hey Armada, I'm already in Mexico. Beat that.

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    2. BananaMash
    3. Armada

      Armada

      Alright. I crossed the river in Surrey.

    4. TACIC

      TACIC

      I'm in Vancouver, watching

  4. This is my formal counter offer to Armada: A 79 Day Race Around The World. Keepin' it original.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Winner gets to take Stealth out for dinner.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Dinner has to be lobster bisque.

  5. Hey Armada... I'm coming for you.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Not if I get myself first.

    2. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      *dun dun dun*

  6. Free Sharpie 2012

    1. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      This is like Kony 2012, but more important. Unfortunately, both will be forgotten within weeks.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Everything goes bad when you get caught pleasuring yourself in public.

  7. New to fantasy hockey? Why not give canucklax's new league a try in the Fantasy Hockey forum!

  8. My burps taste like Coconut water... What does it meaaan?

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Didnt drink any coconut water, it's too expensive!

    3. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      Not when you buy it from Costco. Best hangover cure

    4. I♥Wellwood

      I♥Wellwood

      please dont tell me that you only have less than $100 left on your card...

  9. BananaMash posts a status, everyone gets damp.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I was already damp, if you know what I mean.

  10. Armada, how'd the mace feel. I neeeed to know.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Felt like rainbow.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I love you in the least homosexual way possible.

    3. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      HAH GGGGGGGHEEEEEYYY

  11. The CDC poster Jägermeister is my hero for recognizing "The Next Episode".

  12. Hold up. Heeyyyyyyyyy.

    1. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      For my *fine gentleman* who be thinkin we soft.

  13. You're probably the 3st most creative person ever..
  14. We're still buddies. Da Wolfpac has your back. I just can't accept you, since I told UMB it wasnt going to have anyone else.
  15. The Rock left because his candy-rear was too afraid of Da Wolfpac.
  16. I think you're looking for the 1-900 numbers.
  17. Guys, I'm totally not wearing pants right now. I'm wearing shorts, but still. Loool
  18. Avelanch vs. Formyhunny77 THE PAY-PER-VIEW COMING TO A LOCAL THEATER NEAR YOUR HOME Contact 1-555-CDC-LMAO To Order
  19. Going to stand at the bottom of the slopes and spray Armada with mace! Be back later.

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