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  1. You ain't gotta like my body for us to dance -A line in a Bizarre song.
  2. Would you buy me lobster bisque? I'd totally buy me lobster bisque. Then I'd be like "Yo Mash, you're a really cool guy and all, but I'm just not physically attracted to you right now. So, sorry". Then I'd go home and listen to some smooth Jazz. Possibly eat an apple, and then go for a jog.
  3. Am I invited to your wedding? You can leave the +1 off though...
  4. To be fair, I look twelve, but I'm completely legal so it's okay here.
  5. As far as teenagers go, UMB is adorable tbh. No homo.
  6. It's because of that slick bangs flow under the touque isn't it? I'm got more bangs flow than bangs chols raps.
  7. Fml I'm being peer pressured here. Fine fine, I look like I'm 12 though you've been warned. (I'm looking away from the camera because I used this picture to photoshop me in with a... historical figure. Niloc, Lax, and Horus can back me up on this one): BananaMash: 3.5/10 would not bang, would only go as far as taking myself out for some lobster bisque or something. If anyone on here knows me from real life, you know I say stupid things all the time so I'm not even worried
  8. Read that as massage. I was like, yep that would be creepy you are correct.
  9. No he's lying. That's a picture of King Tut UMB.
  10. Just PM them and be like "Can we please bump this thread? I know it's against the rules, but..." Or make a Post Yo' Face Version 2.0.
  11. Guys, you ain't got to like my body for us to dance.
  12. Do you think Romney gets a participant ribbon?

  13. I miss Gangsta Boo :(

  14. Reilly is a useless QB.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Reilly or DeMarco? Reilly sort of reminds me of when Lulay first showed up, shaky, and a bit awkward.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Reilly is the next Uwe Krupp.

    4. Gally

      Gally

      I went to the game they both look pretty good

  15. My dorm neighbor has been playing Oppa Gagnam Style on repeat for the last hour and a half. Please stop, I can't take this garbage song anymore.

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    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Mention the word tentacles around him. That's the only way to make sure.

    3. TrudeauVoter

      TrudeauVoter

      hey at least you don't have the neighbors that live above me

    4. I♥Wellwood
  16. Leave Britney ALONE!!!

    1. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      She's hot...

      and I'm not referring to Britney... :3

  17. Safe Halloweens are overrated. I eat apples without checking for razor blades first.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I check my razor blades for apples before eating them.

    2. EmployeeoftheMonth
    3. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      apples? i would have thrown it back at their house!@

  18. Vote for me in BOTU. Internet popularity justifies my existence on this planet.

  19. I just wanna get freaky baby.

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    2. ChenWei91
    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      oh no!..last time you tried to get freaky you ended up in prison!

    4. Armada

      Armada

      We need to way instain the mother!

  20. If you think I'm joking I'm not joking, I'm only joking when I'm not joking. I'm joking.

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