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  1. Yeah the PM thing is a bit ridiculous. I thought arguments with Bertuzzi Babe were for the entertainment value, not honest hatred. Anyway, CDC needs a new logo and slogan:
  2. Guilty. Arguing with people is fun.
  3. In my opinion BB, it's not what you say it's how you say it. I personally hardly ever have a problem with the content of your posts, just how the content is presented. More often than not you're fairly accurate, but it's immediately disregarded because of the attitude behind it. Time for some new material BB, telling people they're near sighted, have tunnel vision, and are part of this imaginary "feeding frenzy" is starting to make you sound like a broken record.
  4. BertuzziBabe, you know I don't like you, but if there's any time for you use your report button it's now. I don't condone what UMB just said.
  5. Woah-oh hello there! The pot just called the kettles black! I guess you haven't heard of a play on words, probably because your hearing is going too.
  6. How many times do I have to explain that you're not worth being in my dreams. Is your memory escaping you already?
  7. Don't forget the classic: *Rolls Eyes* and LMAO!
  8. Short sighted? My vision's fine thank you, I'm young. I think you're old enough for monthly trips to the eye-doctor though.
  9. Thank the JPA, the greatest thing to happen to your league.
  10. Give trapped the peoples elbow for me.
  11. Remember when CDC used to load quickly? I don't.

  12. Did you guys hear? Sharpshooter got banned. I don't think anyone knew yet.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bro, u hear? SS wuz banned to da max, yo.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      i dint hur! thx 4 tell me.

  13. I am now Armada, bow to my snowboarding prowess.

  14. Umbrellas are needed to shield ourselves from your crying.

  15. 1. FGML 2. Sharks 3. Grapes 4. Singing Sharks 5. Monster apples 6. Socks. 7. JPA ran your league down, you thought we were serious. 8. I'm pretty sure you're like 8 years old. 9. You were buddies with TACIC 10. FGML part II
  16. If people ever irritate you, just look them dead in the eyes and say "Shut up, Peasant". No one knows how to respond.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Obviously this tactic is best used in real life situations.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      what if they are carrying their favorite louisville slugger?

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Then you go for the groin kick and sprint.

  17. When you eat half a bottle of tobasco in two nights, your bum is going to have a bad time.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Stealth commented on my bum. I'm in the loop, guys.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      if you eat half a bottle of anything you'll wind up in emergency having the glass removed from your stomach.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Not true! My bottles of gum are made of recycled bamboo. It's like cardboard.

  18. It's really nice to see him playing with some aggression and that assist later in the game was a beauty too. Which is what I like to see, a lot of people don't realize that Kassian has always been more of a pass-first type (which is rare for a power-forward). Signs of good things to come.
  19. Speaking of meltdowns, I forgot I took out some ice cream.

  20. Tobasco sauce on crackers for dinner. I am a cooking god.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I don't have any bread. :(

    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      you don't have bread? what is this, the dark ages?

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      University ages.

  21. Pro-reptile. Alligators gon' Alligate.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      LOL as soon as I saw Marvin Gaye, I was concerned.

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Reptiles are awesome, but mammals are my favourite. Have you ever seen a giant panda give birth? It takes them less than a second, and they squirt out something that looks like the antichrist. Sometimes they squirt it out so hard, it goes flying across the room.

      Here's a video:

    4. Tigs
  22. Pro-Soup. Haters gon' hate.

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