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  1. Happy New Year, everyone!

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Skynet celebrates New Years? :lol:

  2. @ScanBC: #Victoria Police are asking that the public stop calling them to find out if the #CanadaDay fireworks are still happening.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      ... Are they?

    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      Yes, but they are over now.

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Lol

      They lasted 7 mins.

       

      Mayor Lisa Helps wouldn't know a good time if it high sticked her in the face. 

       

      The fireworks at Harbourcats Baseball games are better. Honestly. 

      Was at the game last night, spanked Kelowna 18-7. Followed by 20 mins of fireworks. 

       

      Mayor Moonbeam sucks at fireworks 

      Real good at bike lanes

  3. Oops!

    1. VancouverStyle

      VancouverStyle

      was cdc down for everyone else as well? or just me? 

    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      It was down for everyone.

    3. Roberts

      Roberts

      What happened anyways? I noticed Flames and Oilers boards were down as well

  4. @ScanBC: #Sooke #RCMP are responding to a residence after the occupant says their cat dialed 911 by mistake.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      yeah. i find it disgusting that combover is trying to besmirch the good name of this cat.

    3. combover

      combover

      The cat doesn’t  have a drug problem it’s medicinal, 

      the cat most likely has anxiety issues and clearly couldn’t make it to get his medicine. 

      So called for medical assitance, man the cdc always jumping to unfounded conclusions. 

      And with four pot shops in close proximity to one another in a small community the owner was most likely out getting a bite to eat and oddly enough it slipped his mind about the reason he was out was to get the cat it’s crucial meds. 

       

       

       

       

       

       

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      nice save there combover

  5. @ScanBC: #WestShore #RCMP are responding to Trans-Canada Highway at Goldstream for a male driving a brand new vehicle and was rear ended by his wife. The new vehicle is reportedly undriveable.

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    2. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      I got your back jack Bitches be crazy,just like sheldon said.

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      Typical day in langford

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      Typical male driver stopping where he’s supposed to. :( 

  6. Brad Marchand on the Sedins: "Congrats on a great career to the Sedins. Two of the best play makers to ever play the game! All the best in retirement."

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    2. chon derry
    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Crazy thing is, we all know the twins would happily accept his praise and be grateful for it. Shows what amazing guys they are.

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Yes, sadly they would.  I kind of wish they'd ask him to show up to say it in person, then knock him out.

  7. The real question is: pizza or hockey?

     

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    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      :lol: That's awesome! Little Caesars sucks, though.

  8. Did anyone else get one-ring scam calls recently?

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    2. LordCanuck

      LordCanuck

      got a call from madagascar last week also. didnt answer and dont answer any numbers that dont start with 250 or 604 or 778

    3. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      I just never answer calls I don't already know who it is based on caller ID and call display.

    4. Toni Zamboni

      Toni Zamboni

      caller block is a beautiful thing.    I have had about 6 blocked calls in the last 3 days.

  9. @ScanBC: #SurreyBC #RCMP requested to stop a @TransLink bus after someone texted @TransitPolice that they heard a passenger say he was going to "strip his girlfriend naked, cover her in BBQ sauce and feed her to the wolves."

    1. Master 112
    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      not ... it's a scary thing if you're that girlfriend and there's any seriousness in this nutjob's statement...

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      If it's some sort of weird consensual thing, then it's just weird.

       

      If he's actually nuts, then that's a seriously problematic statement.

  10. This is too funny:

     

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    2. Green Building
    3. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      I love Lawson, he's a beauty :lol: Always a great attitude!

    4. Odd.

      Odd.

      at first i didnt get the joke until i saw the last username hahaha

  11. @ScanBC: #SurreyBC #RCMP responding to a request for assistance with a child throwing and smashing things in a house because the parents bought something for the younger sibling but not for him. #tantrum

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    2. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      it's kind of an interesting social experiment though chon

      the posting of the pic i use

       

      you must notice the same thing with your handle

       

      it greatly influences people's perception of who i am

      i am often surprised by the tone of responses i receive

      and i am not that pic

      i am not that age

      i am not as grumpy in real life

       

      but,

      i have been told before in real life

      that my reality involves a lot of self deception

      so who knows what i really know :wub:

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      @coastal.view my first impression of you was a grumpy old man lol ,and I was going to mention whats an old guy like you drIving a mini van for? ,I thought he must be one of those sugar daddy types lol JK!!. with my user name its because I actually don't care much for don cherry . and how he used to mispronounce bieksa and louongo used to pi$$ me off

    4. fivethej

      fivethej

      @coastal.view Any type of physical discipline in today's world is called child abuse.

  12. @ScanBC: #Victoria Police are responding to Topaz Park where a male and female have locked themselves in the women’s washroom and are freaking out.

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    2. BlueDragon23

      BlueDragon23

      Heh, not too far from where I'm moving to in a month. Fun times ahead...

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      @Jimmy McGill  happened to me too. Parkade stairwell. And these people were not pretty. Had 90 min shower when I got home afterwards. I still have nightmares. Thank god I don't use the parkade anymore.

    4. Baer.
  13. @ScanBC: #Sidney RCMP are responding to a business on Beacon Ave where a male has offered a teenager $100k if he takes a ferry ride with him.

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      crazy times at the Sidney Tim's? 

    3. JM_

      JM_

      #Victoria Police are responding to the 2000blk of Douglas for a naked male defecating in a bus stop.

       

      what the heck is going on over there on the Island?

    4. Baer.

      Baer.

      Too many homeless and too many drugs.

  14. @ScanBC: #AbbotsfordBC Police responding to a report from a male that he has seen two ghosts in his apartment.

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    2. TNucks1
    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      why does all the weird stuff happen in abbotsford LOL

    4. JM_

      JM_

      probably looking for cheaper rent 

  15. @ScanBC: #CoquitlamBC #RCMP responding to complaint from a mother that wants police to attend to her "naughty kids".

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Does not “responinding” imply the police are actually addressing the lady’s Issue by showing up?  

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      My mom would have broken every last wooden spoon in the house before getting the garden hose.

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce
  16. GDT will be posted later on in the evening or tonight. :)

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Ahhhhhhhh, ***********************************! Hockey time.

    3. Fantomex
    4. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      Posted.

       

      Go Canucks Go!

  17. October is finally here! ::D

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      @Roger Neilson's Towel Except pumpkin pie. Get me some of that.

       

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      I love Pumpkin Pie. I’m talking about all the spin off pumpkin spiced everything’s that come out this time of year. 

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Don't even get me started on pumpkin spice. Every time I hear the words I want to punch something. Preferably someone in starbucks whist they sit there trying to look all posh with their moldy smelling, whip cream covered, compost tea.

       

      But I am down for pies and tarts. All of em.

       

       

  18. @ScanBC: #Vancouver Police have been waiting 2 hours for an Ambulance after a Security Guard was bear maced trying to stop a shoplifter at Superstore.

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Crazy stuff, Ghosts..best take it ez, man

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      No worries, it was almost 2 years ago, I keep getting better on the recovery. 

    4. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      I bet if Superstore employed bears as security guards there would be fewer shoplifters.

  19. @ScanBC: #Richmond #RCMP are responding to #YVR after CBSA Officers detained a male with possible explosives claiming to be a Magician.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      New meaning to the word, "pyrotechnics"

    3. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Blows my mind that people still don't get how to do border crossings.

       

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      (Watch that show on TV quite a bit...staged?  I honestly can't believe people are so stupid)

  20. @ScanBC: #Burnaby #RCMP responding to a house after a male ordered an escort. When his wife started yelling the male threw cocaine in her face.

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony

      & like to throw the strife a coke

      Then hire companyyyy

      THAT's the song I singgg

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      When I first saw this in the status column, it doesn't show the full post - I thought it was going to state something like "@ScanBC: #Burnaby #RCMP responding to a house after a male ordered an escort. When his wife turned out to be the escort..."

    4. JM_

      JM_

      throw in a chicken and I think we have the makings of a John Waters movie

  21. @ScanBC: #NorthVancouver crews responding to Capilano Road after a bee flew into a car, stung the driver, who then crashed his car.

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    2. J-23

      J-23

      A Dragonfly came in the car when I was in the backseats. It was bad..

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      @yoshiyoshi Think I remember it rained the next day?

    4. greensman

      greensman

      @Mike Vanderhoek the guy needs more zen ;) I drove home from maple ridge with 2 hives inside my truck. Sorry bout the bumper Nancy ;)

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