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  1. Hopefully Schultz doesn't sign in Vancouver.

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    2. Daniel Sedin

      Daniel Sedin

      if you were a nucks fan a years ago you would get it

    3. turbanator

      turbanator

      holy crap settle down, god damn child

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      You still lost in 5 games. And replying 40 times wasn't necessary.

  2. I can't believe Boris Valabik is still a free agent.

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      The Panthers let Garrison for a chance to sign Valabik. It'll be a fierce bidding war. They also let Marco Sturm leave, to fit Jessiman.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Letting Marco Sturm go will be a mistake. Might aswell keep both, Jessiman is going to be the next Bertuzzi/Chara and Sturm is the next Uwe Krupp.

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      This status is full of awesome.

  3. 50 Cent is now worth about 50 cents

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    2. BI3KSA-

      BI3KSA-

      doesnt he have like 300 mil net worth lol

    3. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      140m. he just don't want to pay.

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      Logan Couture also doesn't open his mouth to talk.

  4. This status is dedicated to al the lettuce out there.

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Because he's a cheap copy of Arnold the Cabbage.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Arnold the Cabbage is a sellout and you know it. If he was German, we'd all be calling him a sour krout.

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Al was created by the media. He would sell out too, if he had anything to sell.

  5. I changed my avatar.

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      то, что переводчик вы используете?

    3. dKs89

      dKs89

      Нет, я узнал, Россия в университете: P

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Nun ich spreche Deutsch

  6. Durl Dixsun > Watermelon

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      "Magi-kun"? I didn't know you were Japanese.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Magik-Chan! ^__^

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I googled Magi-kun and came up with this: http://steamcommunity.com/id/AnimeWatcher

      Is this you, Magikal-san?

  7. Got harassed by a crackhead for the first time today

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    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      Is "harassed" the new slang term for a Beejay?

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles
    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      I heard it's called a bananamash

  8. All the, small things

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    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      I didn't know Metallica was branching out. They did a good job on that song.

    3. AV.

      AV.

      SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRS

    4. Chris

      Chris

      SURPRISES LET ME KNOW SHE CARES

  9. A moth flew in to my eye and now it's dead

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Murderer!  

       

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I killed a moth. I argue self defense

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Well...maybe if you were in Texas....and you shot it with your gun...then you can claim that guns save lives as you prevented that moth from going on a killing rampage. :) 

  10. I've got two tickets to North Korea.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      It's only homosexual if your testicles make contact.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      What about our tentacles?

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      ~won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight~

      ~Whoa-oo-oh-oo-oh-oo-oh-oo-oh-oo-oh whoa~

  11. I didn't watch the opening ceremony, because I simply don't care.

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    2. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Oh hey look, Kazakhstan is walking in now with their team.

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Yeah, Summer Olympics suck. No Hockey.

    4. gmen81

      gmen81

      how can you not cheer for Swaziland

  12. Sabrina Ladha

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    2. Grape

      Grape

      lmao i literally go to school with her. she won a draw a few years back to have her name in NHL 07 or smth like that.

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      I believe it was 09

    4. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Zachary Priest tho

  13. So why does TSN have 5 channels now?

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    2. viking mama

      viking mama

      I dunno.,,and why does Darren Mattocks need over 5 gimme attempts to pot in a goal from anywhere in the box? It's a damn mystery! As of this moment the Caps futilty streak continues. I'll just blame & rag on TSN for any & everything, too. It's what Vancouverites do.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Maybe each remaining member of the BAN-worthy media mafioso over there will get his own freaking channel. "Duthie pretends he's a comedian for 16 hours a day!" "Deliverance: The story of two loving and supporting cousins in Taranna."

    4. iLLmAtlc

      iLLmAtlc

      They doing what snet did before no national nhl but stronger locally in some markets. Snet had bigger presence here

  14. The Backstreet Boys are so much better than N*SYNC.

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    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      BSB were awesome lol.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      98 degrees > all others.

    4. smith80

      smith80

      That's like saying syphilis is better than gonorrhea. It might be true, but, they both are still really bad.

  15. pls start more threads, KingAlex

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    2. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      ^Shots fired..

    3. KingAlex

      KingAlex

      It's all either a photo a GDT or a trade annoncement. So there is not much to read, albeit he is very good at posting and makes his posts interesting. But when i come out with my GDT, all hell will rise...

    4. KingAlex

      KingAlex

      10/28/2014 Lest we forget.

  16. Can we stop? Who decided these were a good idea? http://i.imgur.com/rX4rMlI.png

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      There's too many I agree. Though I think I should be given pass considering I ran the inaugural list.

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Indeed, it was his idea, but he let me take over :P. Also, I've let the people decide which lists to do (by voting). I even put a "stop this altogether" option on my polls when deciding on the future lists.

    4. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      Mine wasn't in General Hockey Disscussion so I should get a pass as well.

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