Kazmanian Devil

my dad works security at canucks games. he can kick you out of the arena forever.

and take your lunch money too

h3y

Head south, ox's provide excellent nourishment.

head south west shoot everything, watch out for the rivers

we need to trade for Rocco

Why didn't the Canucks put a claim in for Corrado if he was so good? Dumb CDC.

good piano player

is that from a porno you just watched?

Sí sí papi

I wish I watched porn that interesting

You're a wizard, Harry.

Pinball

i remember when i was 2 so maybe i dunno

Earliest I've got is 2. You never know tho

My Dad insisted he remembered things from when he was 6 months old.

game 6

He's turning into the Brahma Bull

That's a load of bull.

Nobody hurts and nobody cries

should have been "go for a pop."

Cue bass solo.

Imagine drowning at a KK Rev concert?

Best singer in Canucks history, imo.