luckylager
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Resurrection time
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Hey Jim. You dead?
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What are you guys yelling about, eh?!
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@Alflives is a traitor. He's joined the dark side and is officially dead to me.
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Pandemic mindset- when you just buy another bottle vodka instead of pouring out clamato juice.
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You know what? I kinda miss having a reason to shave.
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Only three sleeps until they tell us they were just joking about COVID
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@luckylager I keep thinking I'll one day wake up and find out it's the morning of June 15, 2011 while listening to to the radio stating that Hamhuis is 100% fit to play in tonight's game. That Erhoff's bum shoulder via acupuncture is now good. Edler's broken fingers have also mysteriously healed.
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Making noise at 7:00 for healthcare workers!
Big thanks and hugs (from a socially responsible distance) to all you fine people!
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Omg what is this world coming to? My son tells me PE was lame today because they had to play Doctor Dodgeball.
I say "Lame? What's lame about Dr Dodgeball? That game is awesome!"
He says "We have to play with underhand throws only. No sidearm, nothing. Totally lame. And it only counts if it hits below th waist"
The system is raising a generation of absolute wimps. What a bunch of horse$&!#
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Really? The only rule you need is to avoid head shots. Silly--the worst you can get from a shot to the arm is a welt that won't really last beyond a few hours.
Maybe they should get some softball pitchers in there to slam some underhanders at the teachers and then they'll change it so you can only roll the balls on the ground.
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@-AJ- "The only rule you need is to avoid head shots....we didn't have that rule back in my day. I think just about the only rule we had was throwing a ball at a player already down was a distinctly verbotten. Pretty much the teacher would ALWAYS (if they saw it happen) would give a free shot at the offending player ('victim' would get a ball and get the throw it at the person who hit him while he was down *AND* that other person couldn't move).
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A&W Bison Burgers are only available in Alberta.
&^@# you A&W, boycott time.
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Time to &^@#ing bury some Coil fluffing trash statuses from a once semi-respected CDCer.
Alf. Stop it
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Don't worry pal, we all still love ya
Let's just keep Coil talk off the cover page and limited to insults in gdt's.
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I need legal advice regarding my mortgage.
Recently renewed my mortgage and the bank has billed / withdrawn more than the amount we signed off on on the contract. My banker isn't able to explain why the amounts are higher than quoted on the contract..
Is that some sort of breach of contract?
Do I have any legal grounds to be a full blown bitch about it?
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Not sure why Sportsnet needs to play the same MLB playoff game on all 5 channels.
Lame sauce, I was hoping to watch a replay of the Jets game but no, 5 channels of the same stupid baseball game.
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I love you Brewery and the Beast. I'm stuffed, day drunk and sweaty.
Until next year my smoky, salty meat slut. I'll miss you.
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Hmmm... Not that I need to, but I wonder what happens if you "soda stream" a flat beer.
Would it be beer again?
Might have to test that out one day.
#offseason
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Am I a bad parent for hoping my son doesn't make the summer baseball team?
Does any parent of self sufficient teens or adults miss being busy all the &^@#ing time and never actually getting anything done?
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Zepp, the boy is involved in too many sports at the moment. I can't believe he's not burnt out, the wife and I are.
Maybe once spring hockey is over I won't be dreading summer baseball, but on top of 8 months of house maintenance that's been neglected because we're so damn busy - I want to take the kids fishing, hiking, paddling, mountain biking etc etc.
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Alf, last spring he was in rugby and baseball which wasn't too hard to juggle with my daughters activities and I was excited for summer "rep" baseball. Was a late cut from the AA team and played A.
This year he really wanted to play spring hockey, baseball and rugby, we let him and are finding it's just too much when coupled with baseball and dance for my daughter.
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Aww, I get all misty-eyed remembering two active daughters and soccer, guitar, ballet, jazz dance, karate, Guides, Sparks, playdates, and later, trips out to lakes and gravel pits to rescue kids and their friends from all the booze, weed and testosterone that bonfires seemed to unleash. (rescued one daughter and her friend early one morning after the girl's friend had too much to drink and drove his car into a lake. The friend had somehow lost her jeans (I didn't ask and really didn't want to know) and so was grateful for the blanket I had in the trunk. Family dinner time went out the window and my wife and I were always dropping off or picking up, eating McD's in the minivan between activities, and getting them home for baths and bedtime. Didn't see my wife for more than a few minutes every day for a few years. One thing I never wanted to know was how much all this was costing, which my wife handled. I've never known what all this cost and I've still never asked. Me, I was the chauffeur, head cheerleader, informal coach and shoulder to cry on. Also had a job that took up 55-60 hours a week, year in, year out. I wouldn't have traded it for anything, but man I was tired for about a dozen years. You know none of this before having children, but once you are a parent, you are in for two decades or so where you are at the very bottom of your personal list of prioirities.
If all of this sounds like too much work, energy, time and money, maybe skip having kids and buy yourself an iguana, a bird or an aquarium full of fish. They don't talk back, they don't join things and they don't end up in an adolescence where they hate you for no frickin' reason.
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How many beers will I have to drink to care who wins between the Blues and Stars?
Not sure I could drink enough to ever give a crap.
I hope it goes to 6th OT and guys start puking all over the bench. That'd be awesome. I'd cheer for the hardest pukers
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Nothing like taking a family holiday on Kauai
only to have everyone come down with the flu.
#like&^@#inseriously
#whatisthis$&!#
#couldabeensickathome
#boourns
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The instigator rule is the reason we will never see a player dominate in the way Gretzky did, ever again.
Hold players accountable on the ice. The DoPS is a clown parade. Make hockey great again.
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@Shift-4 More exciting? It's become boring as $&!# just like the NHL...
