Not that the kid was being an idiot, just a good story -
While we're all sitting around in the evening, my wife says we should renew our vows so we can go on a second honeymoon.
The boy says "you can get married twice? Whoa. So that makes you like stuck... Dad... Like stuck forever?"
Wife didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
And yes, I'm in more trouble than the kid.