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  1. I think you're misreading WD. I bet he's the gradual drunk who might start on Coors light, but is onto whisky by 10:00, by midnight we're shooting manglers with a sidecar of Lucky, last call he pukes into jug then chugs it before fighting a cop over who has a better moustache, kicks his ass and torches the cop car right before he randomly decides to rob a 7-11. Torts would just get you kicked out of every bar in town before 11, the liquor stores are all closed and you go home pretty much sober with two black eyes and split lip.
  2. Sure, let's fire it up. The cap locks read as super scummy. No need to yell at us. Vote MarthDelvin
  3. Interesting thread. I haven't been to Chiro in about 20 years because I was told by my PT (at the time) not to. Back story- I compressed three vertebrae and fractured two while being an invincible 20yr/o snowboarder. At my first physio visit she said very sternly - "do not see a chiro for at least 12 months, preferably never, they're not doctors and with your injury they could cause more harm than you've already done to yourself" I got into kinetic stretching, yoga and swimming in my rehab, which all seemed to work well. Whenever I'm dealing with back pain I just do some kinetics and magically realign my own $&!#. It's like that. Sorry chiro nerds
  4. @112 I didn't even need an investigation
  5. By the husk, I suppose. How could a five ounce bird fly with a one pound coconut?
  6. I hate to answer a question with a question, but - European or African Swallow?
  7. Not outside of the simulation. I got close once though. It's your last meal, what do you eat?
  8. That would be &^@#ing wicked! For all the hate thrown ol WD's way, I'd rather down a bottle with him than AV. 100% sure Torts would just make me feel uncomfortable..
  9. When Rob Halford managed to sing "worship the devil" backwards, I figured he was doing the lords work by backwardsinging it. It's like he was oppositizing backwardsednessisly obvious evil, which would be good. Like real gud (I just made up three words. Prove me wrong)
  10. Beautiful R1 so far, cunts. I've learned a few things Remembered something too Fun watch. Keep up the good work vets. I'm gonna kill you all one day
  11. Good. I also have two monkeys and have the same outlook. I only asked because 1) it was tongue in cheek 2) you two essentially masturbate your intellectual superiority all over the pages 3) I love you both 4) stop making my pages sticky So there Take that Harry Potter. You fancy little douchenozzle.
  12. Omg this is going to be juicy! "San Fran, &^@# yeah, comin again to save the mother&^@#in day yeah!" I'm just gonna go ahead and wear a flower in my hair tomorrow, for you San Francisco, because I already feel like I'm there right now. The Cascade States are my faves. Love you guys. Keep it up!
  13. Holy &^@#ing rad! Honestly, my children gave me the beautiful gift of purpose. Real purpose. Not the societal obligation of the word, but something so real and far reaching, almost eternal. I struggled with the meaning of life until I held my son for the first time and inadvertently baptized him with my tears. 112, you'll make an amazing mother, whether it's in nine months or twenty years, pretty sure you're golden. If I can give you any advice, love them for who they are. They may be born unto your body and fed from your breast, but you can't "make them". Good luck mama Xo
  14. @falcon45ca @112 How annoyed would you be if your children ended up simple minded, easy going, burnt out hippies?
  15. Well I find your posts amusing, regardless of your avatar. I always thought the avatar was in direct reference to a different kind of fisting violation and that in itself was bold and crass enough to make me believe you're a gutter punk and really only looking to entertain yourself by shocking / annoying others. FTR I say dumb $&!# I can't back up all the time and get my ass rightfully kicked for it. So long as you know you know nothing, there's nothing wrong with being wrong so long as you can learn from it.
  16. Wait... what? There a "Harry Potter goes to College" erotica/porno edition?
  17. Just to be sure, I speed read every HP book on my lunch break and there's no spell for winning the Stanley Cup. What a &^@#ing waste of an hour that was.
  18. Hey that's two questions! Let's go with no and processed. On a scale of 1-10, how pumped are you for the hockey season?
  19. Definitely me. Because I am Potatlor, Lord of the Potato Elephants! Would you rather be constipated or have a sprained ankle?
  20. Well $&!# eh! I guess this is where I thank the good teacher for a lesson. I wonder, when the coin is flipped and heads shine in the sun, should we pick up the coin and make sure the tail is really there; or do we blindly trust the fact it is?
  21. I use a Chromecast into my TV. Same deal. Kicks ass. Control replays, slow mo from your phone onto your TV. Pretty wicked
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