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I think you're misreading WD. I bet he's the gradual drunk who might start on Coors light, but is onto whisky by 10:00, by midnight we're shooting manglers with a sidecar of Lucky, last call he pukes into jug then chugs it before fighting a cop over who has a better moustache, kicks his ass and torches the cop car right before he randomly decides to rob a 7-11. Torts would just get you kicked out of every bar in town before 11, the liquor stores are all closed and you go home pretty much sober with two black eyes and split lip.
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Sure, let's fire it up. The cap locks read as super scummy. No need to yell at us. Vote MarthDelvin
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Interesting thread. I haven't been to Chiro in about 20 years because I was told by my PT (at the time) not to. Back story- I compressed three vertebrae and fractured two while being an invincible 20yr/o snowboarder. At my first physio visit she said very sternly - "do not see a chiro for at least 12 months, preferably never, they're not doctors and with your injury they could cause more harm than you've already done to yourself" I got into kinetic stretching, yoga and swimming in my rehab, which all seemed to work well. Whenever I'm dealing with back pain I just do some kinetics and magically realign my own $&!#. It's like that. Sorry chiro nerds
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@112 I didn't even need an investigation
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By the husk, I suppose. How could a five ounce bird fly with a one pound coconut?
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I hate to answer a question with a question, but - European or African Swallow?
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Not outside of the simulation. I got close once though. It's your last meal, what do you eat?
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Beautiful R1 so far, cunts. I've learned a few things Remembered something too Fun watch. Keep up the good work vets. I'm gonna kill you all one day
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Good. I also have two monkeys and have the same outlook. I only asked because 1) it was tongue in cheek 2) you two essentially masturbate your intellectual superiority all over the pages 3) I love you both 4) stop making my pages sticky So there Take that Harry Potter. You fancy little douchenozzle.
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Holy &^@#ing rad! Honestly, my children gave me the beautiful gift of purpose. Real purpose. Not the societal obligation of the word, but something so real and far reaching, almost eternal. I struggled with the meaning of life until I held my son for the first time and inadvertently baptized him with my tears. 112, you'll make an amazing mother, whether it's in nine months or twenty years, pretty sure you're golden. If I can give you any advice, love them for who they are. They may be born unto your body and fed from your breast, but you can't "make them". Good luck mama Xo
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Well I find your posts amusing, regardless of your avatar. I always thought the avatar was in direct reference to a different kind of fisting violation and that in itself was bold and crass enough to make me believe you're a gutter punk and really only looking to entertain yourself by shocking / annoying others. FTR I say dumb $&!# I can't back up all the time and get my ass rightfully kicked for it. So long as you know you know nothing, there's nothing wrong with being wrong so long as you can learn from it.
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Hey that's two questions! Let's go with no and processed. On a scale of 1-10, how pumped are you for the hockey season?
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Definitely me. Because I am Potatlor, Lord of the Potato Elephants! Would you rather be constipated or have a sprained ankle?
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Canucks and Sportsnet Announce 2019-20 Broadcast Schedule
luckylager replied to hwy19man's topic in Canucks Talk
I use a Chromecast into my TV. Same deal. Kicks ass. Control replays, slow mo from your phone onto your TV. Pretty wicked