I've never cheated on my wife, never will. In fact I've never cheated on anyone I was in a relationship with, even a business relationship.
However, @112 has a resume that would get tossed in the blue box if I were to fully confess. And I won't. I don't even know where to start.
Let's see, at 6 months old I was baptized and I've done my very best to undo that ever since.