Hwy 1 from Victoria to Parksville.
Dear Ministry of Highways,
Fix that $&!#. You know what I'm talking about. That &^@#ing road you call a &^@#ing "highway" but there are a hundred &^@#ing traffic lights &^@#ing everything up. Yeah, that piece of $&!#.
And I really don't want to go full on about the mother&^@#ing Malahat because you guys are obviously too busy huffing glue to figure that one out. What a $&!# show. You've been working on that "Highway" for 25 &^@#ing years and it's still a huge piece of $&!#. Sort your &^@#ing lives out. People are dying on it all the time. Do your &^@#ing jobs and build an actual highway on Vancouver Island. Parksville to Campbell River doesn't even count because there are MOTHER&^@#ING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! (At least they're not 200m apart like when you're going through Nanaimo. Post a 90KM speed limit between traffic lights. What the &^@# is that $&!# anyways? &^@#!)
Edit- and how bout those complete tools who buy luxury sport cars, but they can't even &^@#ing drive!? Yeah, those &^@#ing assholes. You know the ones, those &^@#ing ignorant $&!#bags that drive the speed limit in the passing lane DESPITE the HUGE &^@#ING SIGNS SAYING NOT TO! Ugh
Rant over