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Everything posted by Argon

  1. um hai?

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    2. Argon


      im so used to reddit, wanna drop f and c bombs errewhere

      y u heff be mad orka

    3. BananaMash


      Orka's name looks like Okra.

    4. Mainly Mattias
  2. help! I've fallen in procrastination and can't get up!

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Abandon all hope for those who enter.

    3. Biznow


      meh, you can get up later

    4. Scottish⑦Canuck


      5 more minutes won't hurt.

  3. Leafs finally get the Winter Classic, then lockout :P

    1. Justin6Schultz


      they are in fact the bad luck brians of the real world

  4. friday in 2 days!

  5. explained tl;dr to a 50 year old man, he said he's gonna use it next time his son emails him. awesome.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles
    2. DollarAndADream


      Lol. I didn't know it until Reddit.

    3. Xbox


      I didn't know it until ED

  6. hope no one wins the cup this year

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    2. BZRK
    3. NightHawkSniper


      Who is this no one you speak of?

    4. cs2016


      I hope that nobody from the Odyssey wins it.

  7. wow, Roger Water, you blew my mind. many, many times.

  8. if the Canucks were to win this series, they have to stop playing like they are entitled to the Cup. that's what lost them game 7 last year, and that's what has cost them this series, and all but elimated them this year.

  9. Get used to the idea of Craig MacTavish being our coach next year.

    1. Grapefruits


      If AV does go, I won't miss him.

  10. Grab your dog and a glass of Scotch, ANCHORMAN TWOOOOO

  11. That awkward moment when your girlfriend calls out her lesbian lover's name in bed

  12. Not as publicised, but Dinklage also won the limbo at the afterparty.

  13. I don't care what anyone says, Sarah Jessica Parker deserves an Oscar nomination for War Horse.

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    2. Dazzle



      This has got to be the best status update post for the start of the year. Unexpectedly hilarious.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles
    4. EmployeeoftheMonth


      She already lost out for sea biscuit so they better give her an oscar to make up for that.

  14. kinda sucks for Jesus. he can never get surprise birthday parties.

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    2. Phil_314


      oh you guys never know, there probably will be people celebrating for him and he will be there :) (Easter?) Happy Birthday Jesus! :D

    3. Caboose


      Bangs Chol is right.

      Wow never thought I'd type that.

    4. Vigneault's Timeout
  15. Don't call them all you can eat pancakes if you're going to cut me off after 35.

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    2. EmployeeoftheMonth


      At 35 it wasn't false advertising it was an act of life saving.

    3. CanucksBen


      i had 2 waffles and was proud...

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Lol, awesome... sometimes the CDC randomness CAN be enjoyed!!!

  16. Im stuck in the "I'm not tired, but I have absolutely nothing interesting to do" conundrum.

  17. miss universe pagents are gonna be a hell of a lot more interesting when the aliens finally start showing up.

    1. goalie13


      Who says they're not already here?

  18. Goldfish crackers are delicious. Goldfish are not delicious. I won’t make that mistake a seventh time.

    1. joe of the north

      joe of the north

      you have to really dry them out first silly.

    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Other way around bro.

  19. Purple suit? Cane? Shorties that will do anything he says? Willy Wonka is the ultimate pimp.

    1. kanucks25


      Not to mention all the drugs.

  20. In an effort to get chicks to dress more revealing, I propose we change Monday's name to Halloween.

  21. I think aliens exist, I just don't think they came millions of light years just to see earth. It'd be like driving 1000 miles to go to a Taco Bell.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles


      But were open late ?

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles


      Te quiero taco bell !

    3. Rented Mule

      Rented Mule

      As if aliens dont dig the supreme fries! MMMMmmmmmmm

  22. If I started a fight club the first rule would be no punching in the nuts.

  23. If you play a Nickelback album backwards, you hear Satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forwards, you hear Nickelback.

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