Argon

um hai?

help! I've fallen in procrastination and can't get up!

Leafs finally get the Winter Classic, then lockout

friday in 2 days!

explained tl;dr to a 50 year old man, he said he's gonna use it next time his son emails him. awesome.

hope no one wins the cup this year

wow, Roger Water, you blew my mind. many, many times.

if the Canucks were to win this series, they have to stop playing like they are entitled to the Cup. that's what lost them game 7 last year, and that's what has cost them this series, and all but elimated them this year.

Get used to the idea of Craig MacTavish being our coach next year.

Grab your dog and a glass of Scotch, ANCHORMAN TWOOOOO

That awkward moment when your girlfriend calls out her lesbian lover's name in bed

Not as publicised, but Dinklage also won the limbo at the afterparty.

I don't care what anyone says, Sarah Jessica Parker deserves an Oscar nomination for War Horse.

kinda sucks for Jesus. he can never get surprise birthday parties.

Don't call them all you can eat pancakes if you're going to cut me off after 35.

Im stuck in the "I'm not tired, but I have absolutely nothing interesting to do" conundrum.

miss universe pagents are gonna be a hell of a lot more interesting when the aliens finally start showing up.

Goldfish crackers are delicious. Goldfish are not delicious. I won’t make that mistake a seventh time.

Purple suit? Cane? Shorties that will do anything he says? Willy Wonka is the ultimate pimp.

In an effort to get chicks to dress more revealing, I propose we change Monday's name to Halloween.

I think aliens exist, I just don't think they came millions of light years just to see earth. It'd be like driving 1000 miles to go to a Taco Bell.

If I started a fight club the first rule would be no punching in the nuts.

wtfbbqs

If you play a Nickelback album backwards, you hear Satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forwards, you hear Nickelback.