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  1. HAHA GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!

  2. I will always be Gustavo Fring, the fried chicken meth man. But I wish someone would be Tomatoes because it will spark a debate whether it is a fruit or vegetable.

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    2. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      Tomatoe, tomato. They're all genetically modified anyways.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      places like whole foods continue to sell organically grown tomatoes. They rock.

    4. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      I just tried changing my name to Tomatoes before I saw this status but it's already taken.

  3. Why do I get a weird feeling that this whole Amanda Berry/Charles Ramsey thing is just an ad for McDonalds? Charles Ramsey eating MacDonalds and the suspect being found at a McDonalds?? They also had ribs together does that mean the McRib is coming back??? I am so confused.

    1. rampage

      rampage

      HAHAHAHA that would be crazy

    2. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      dead give away!

    3. Twilight Sparkle
  4. Kelly Sutherland, you a hoe.

  5. So today I wore my boxers that had sharks on them. I was supposed to abstain from wearing them until after the series but I think this will be the secret weapon gaiz.

  6. You made your bed, now sleep in it AV.

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    2. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      Lol do u sleep on japanese mats?

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      I sleep in a cardboard box. I'm homeless.

      Using the city library.

    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Don't tell tho.

  7. Last years playoffs: Luongo was displaced. This years playoffs: AV is fired.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      No we won't be able to Trade him.

  8. Yeah I guess. I like comic book movies that tend to break the genre they were born in. Which is why The Dark Knight will always be the best comic book movie IMO.
  9. Iron Man 3 6/10 Typical marvel movie. A lot of wisecracking and gorgeous cgi. I really enjoyed how the "mandarin" is a microcosm of Americans war on terror.
  10. Found some expired cootchie. Safe to drink?

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      if it smells like yesterday's garbage, i wouldn't recommend it. could be infested with pathogens

    2. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      lol...good luck with all that.

  11. Henrik defends late breakout pass. SMH. Please have some accountability.

    1. Erik Karlsson

      Erik Karlsson

      Lol, I turned to my friend as soon as i saw the twins jump on and told him we're gonna get scored on, and soon enough it happened literally after liek 10 seconds

  12. It'll be okay guys, it'll be okay...

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      you just killed the last decent status updates for tonight

  13. why is Henrik our captain again?

    1. Blackberries
    2. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      A pass to the slot which ended up leading to the tying goal. Our defensive forwards shouldve been on.

  14. I just wanna say that I'm proud of Dale Weise's performance during game 1. When you defined yourself as a power forward during a Province interview, I literally pee'd (and poo'd) myself laughing. You showed us that you're not just a pretty face (or lack thereof).

    1. BananaMash
    2. canuckbeliever

      canuckbeliever

      Gotta love the heart and hustle from BC boy Brendan Gallagher. Brendan Gallagher:"what they will do to PK, we'll do it to Karlsson. What they'll do to Markov, we'll do it to Gonchar...

  15. 6th place = San Jose

    1. JE14

      JE14

      for now but it could potentially be San Jose, LA, St.Louis or Minnesota.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I would take Minnesota instead.

  16. Don't have cream for your coffee? Use yogurt... Im a f-ing genius.

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    2. AriGold

      AriGold

      As somebody who sells and deals with coffee for a living. This is a terribly bad idea lol.

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      Vanilla ice cream also works, and it's delicious

    4. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      Hey AriGold do you work at starbucks?

  17. Has there ever been a girl who posted their face? Or is this celebrities
  18. Lol you were being tortured by deb?
  19. OMG my feet smells like urine. I hope my dog didn't pee on my shoes and it just so happened to dry up. Im so sad.

    1. MayRayDown

      MayRayDown

      Sorry about that.

  20. Mike Smith's Mullet Faux Hawk: BAD ASS

  21. I can't believe I got a warning post for telling ember to GTFO. But I was being a little offensive so I accept that... The mod also thought ember had valid points in his thread... I think his troll detector was broken LOL

    1. rampage

      rampage

      lol since when was "gtfo" ban worry

    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      Ember did have some valid points. One of the less trolly trolls in a while.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Valid points or not, he was trolling.

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