Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Enter Search Term. Use arrows to navigate between autocomplete results. If no results appear, use Enter to do a full site search.
Forum Closure ×
Canucks Community
Forum Closure

shiznak

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    8,376

  • Joined

  • Days Won

    2

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by shiznak

  1. shiznak

    Ladies and gentlemen, my name is shizzy shiznak and I'm the one behind, the one who conquered the one, who thought he was the one to beat the one in twenty-one and one. Yesterday, my client didn't just beat, didn't just victimize; my client conquered the Grouse Grind. My client, imposed his will on the grind, and this is what they call basic Brockanomics: EAT, SLEEP, SUPLEX, REPEAT, SUPLEX, REPEAT, SUPLEX, REPEAT, SUPLEX, REPEAT. And now I can proclaim myself the advocate for your...

    1. Show previous comments  14 more
    2. Magikal

      Magikal

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      HE'S RUNNING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!

    4. Mr.53

      Mr.53

      No... Not the tables... Oh god have some humanity Boeser. Oh my God, if God is my witness Connor McJesus has been broken in half!

  2. shiznak

    You are all hideous!

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      teh tom selleck of wrasslin lol

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      RAVISHING RICK RUDE!!!!!

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Rowdy Roddy Piper! I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

  3. shiznak

    Baby you know you're Judas and I'm your priest.

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      TOO MANY LIMES

    3. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      It's written in myf ace, in the shadows of my ice.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      do i smell watermelon

  4. shiznak

    Made the today's top 20 posters, for the first time. So, proud of myself.

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      C'MON BAYBAY!~ xD

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      Don't ruin my moment. :P

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      your moment was ruined again xD

  5. shiznak

    What's your ICQ number? Let's chat!

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. shiznak

      shiznak

      Uhh-oh

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      UH OH SPEGGEHTIOH

    4. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      ICQ was legit

  6. shiznak

    Post if you want to get inside TS' pants.

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. shiznak

      shiznak

      I love the relationship between Apples and TS. Apples is the like the younger brother who antagonize the older sister, which in this case is TS. But deep down they love each other. <3

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      apples pins me down and farts in my face while i puke and swim around in my vomit, but i love the little nugget

    4. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      Evil laughter :P

  7. shiznak

    Can I borrow a feeling?

    1. Show previous comments  9 more
    2. shiznak

      shiznak

      We should all gather together and listen to some Boyz II Men.

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Take my hand with your glove of love...

    4. :D

      :D

      How about it, Luann? Will you marry me? Again?

  8. shiznak

    The 2nd coming of shiznak has arrive!

    1. Show previous comments  9 more
    2. shiznak

      shiznak

      How moist did you get, mashy?

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      On a scale of Betty White to Niagara Falls in terms of moistness I was a solid half melted ice cube.

    4. shiznak

      shiznak

      Not sure if I should be excited or just plain scared.

  9. shiznak

    My god, I would do naughty things to Erin Hawksworth.

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      However Kelly Holmes and Nikki Saunders from the JRFM station....*Drool*

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      You guys are cray cray.

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPvgpBDCUAAWQ48.jpg:large

      http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3737/8970089874_941a5179c4_z.jpg

      There you have it.

  10. shiznak

    Lindholm > Nichushkin.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. shiznak

      shiznak

      Lindholm is the type of player who will win at any cost ala Mike Richards. Great two-way forward with talent.

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      He has great work ethic and good hands/playmaking skill, also good offensive IQ, but his shot is underwhelming, and though his size doesn't affect him really he still isn't the biggest guy, I would still much rather the Russian, hes a monster & the complete package offensively.

    4. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      I did clearly over exaggerate in my other comment btw, lol. Its not that far off.

  11. shiznak

    What would you do if I sang out of tune?

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      ^ pretty much

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      it's ok. i understand.

    4. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      The Rock would slap the taste right out of your mouth! If ya smell what The Rock is cookin'!

  12. shiznak

    Igner and Scruffy are by far the best Futurama characters. Care to disagree?

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. :D

      :D

      Sal

    3. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Zoidberg disagrees whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Bender's easily my fave.

  13. shiznak

    I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      I was born there!!!!!!

    3. iLLmAtlc

      iLLmAtlc

      http://www.simpsonseh.com/images/episodepics/FABF16_3.png
    4. Absent Canuck

      Absent Canuck

      No wonder your IQ is so low. Your brain is frozen.

  14. shiznak

    According to CDC, Kesler could fetch us Mackinnon, Barrie, and a 1st from COL. Well, what are you waiting for MG?

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. shiznak

      shiznak

      On Booth: I said he has played top 6 minutes, in Florida. So, therefore he is CAPABLE of playing on the 2nd line.

    3. Apples

      Apples

      lol

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Malkin or GTFO ! lmao :D

  15. shiznak

    People are idoits, if you think Kesler can be the number 1 center for this team. 1. He's always injured. 2. Half of his points come off the PP, when he's getting beauty passes from THE SEDINS.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. :D

      :D

      People are people so why should it be...

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      Why so deep :D?

    4. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      astute alliteration, Kane. Precisely my sentiments. Little Joe may be the only Shark I like even a little bit.

  16. shiznak

    I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Oasis+Whipped Cream+Chocolate = winning

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      great idea bro. i'd join you, but that's kind of g..

    4. kodos

      kodos

      ^ all class..

  17. shiznak

    Kesler for Richard.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Apples

      Apples

      BEAST

    3. diesel_3

      diesel_3

      Richard Reid: The Shoe Bomber.

    4. kodos

      kodos

      Kesler for Rick Ross

  18. shiznak

    Tiger Singh is secretly a Luongo hater. http://forum.canucks.com/topic/346456-proposal-i-am-trading-luongo/

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Wowe

    3. Baka

      Baka

      Hey look it's me!

    4. Peaches

      Peaches

      Bandwagoner

  19. shiznak

    My **** list is starting to get pretty big.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Apples

      Apples

      ME?

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      it's not the only thing getting pretty big ;D

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      The list is as follows:

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I am flattered really but my answer is still no thank you

  20. shiznak

    You all have led to believe that mediocrity is excellent. Nah-uh, Shiznak is excellent. Now for the first time in CDC history. You have a man who can entertain you. A man who is good enough for you. You have a man who can make you get off your seat, raise your fifthy little hands and scream " go shiznak go!", " go shiznak go,". Thank you.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      as long as your not one of those negative nellies who love the sound of their own opinions....constructive criticism is always appreciated.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      DollarAndADream for the win.

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      rock the shiz

  21. shiznak

    Once upon a time, I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do. A total eclipse of the heart.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      Mullet with headlights

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I can see paradise by the dashboard light.

    4. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      Every now and then I fall apart! And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever!

  22. shiznak

    If you get down on me, I'll get down on you. I will do anything, you want me to.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      what a bunch  of chodes 

       

      b44-500x307.jpg

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Wild Sean Monahan so mean to innocent b4-4 :(

    4. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      I bought he cd with the money from my seventh birthday but that doesn't mean they're not chodes

  23. shiznak

    The new guy on TSN who replaced Dan, is terrible.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. a Fool

      a Fool

      Congrats on being normal.

    3. Apples

      Apples

      Ian?

    4. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Kate Beirness <3

  24. shiznak

    I am the best in the world at what I do! I prove it, I claim it, I am it. Every single night.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      rock yer tits out for the lads

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      Reported Apples for indecent exposure.

    4. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      fap fap fap

  25. shiznak

    There's a storm brewing.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. JensenFan2011

      JensenFan2011

      I hope its a beer storm.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Don't worry Batman is on it.

    4. Baka

      Baka

      "Hurr raa blahrg rag!"

      - What Batman Sounds Like

×
×
  • Create New...