You haters need to calm down. Matthews is a generational talent. Better than McDavid. Just look at how fashionable and expensive his outfits are!
Marner is one of the best players in the world, and he grew up cheering for the Leafs, so that makes him better.
Speaking of which, do you have any pictures of little Bo Horvat with orcas on his bedsheets? No? Didn't think so. This clearly proves Tavares is the superior leader. That's why he's been the captain of two NHL teams.
And who can forget Willie. I don't think you can question the drive of any flamingo willing to hold out that long to get what's his. It proves how confident he is in himself.
Who needs anyone else when you have half your cap wrapped up in these guys? It's clearly the rest of the league's fault if they can't win. I think the only fair solution is to dissolve the other 31 teams, that way they can hand the cup to the Leafs every year without them having to play in any stressful games. It only makes sense since everyone is a closet Leafs fan anyway. Why else would there be so much Leafs coverage inundating every network.