Finally... THE BO HAS COME BACK! TO EDMONTONNN! Now The Bo says this! The zebras tried to come out and screw The Bo, mock The Bo, they threw everything at The Bo, but he did what he does best and that's whippin some ass ALL OVER THE ARENA!
Kevin Fiala, you've been a thorn in The Bo's side these past two games, but let The Bo say this: Kevin Fiala, you've got one eye that goes this way and another eye that goes that way. And The Bo hopes for one single solitary second that the eye that goes that way catches The Bo's hand going this way so The Bo can slap that crooked eye straight!
Minnesota Wild, The Bo saw how you looked at the refs, gawkin at the refs, tryin' to butter up to the refs. Oh yea, The Bo saw your bottom lips QUIVER, and The Bo says that you're a ho with big breasts, so take the night off from hooking! IF YOU SMELLLLLLALALALALA WHAT THE BO. IS. COOKIN.