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  1. BC Lions gonna BC Lions xD

    1. ForestFalcon

      ForestFalcon

      Saw this and immediately groaned. Probably a good thing my grandma would have fallen asleep before this one was over. That 3rd game choke really turned this from a poor season start to a dreadful start.

  2. Been spendin most our lives livin in a gangstas paradise
  3. knowing our government rn, they'll give it back and say, sorry, my bad. if i had 200k, thats still not even enough to buy a ****ty condo here
  4. somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      better than the other way around.

    2. Boeserker

      Boeserker

      ya you just made me flashback to when I picked up the wrong beer can at a party...ick

  5. even when he was healthy, he wasn't the best bruin in that role, he kinda just benefited from that role. maybe he'll do better on a team not destined for playoff success and doesn't have to deal with "playoff hockey" if you only look at the stat sheet and go off of that, sure, okay he's a 4.5m guy, but when you look at the bruins overall run as a whole, he benefitted from little ice time, but he's going to be a top 6 guy on buffalo team throwing money, and boston will happily not match it, because they have guys in the system who can step in to that johannson role
  6. it was no secret in boston that he was going elsewhere. he wasn't even the most impressive guy on that team to warrant a $4.5m deal but I guess if you make it to the cup final, a guy's number infates. it's not like he helped them win the damn thing, he was barely held held together while Acciari did all the work
  7. hey some friends and i have been drinkin ALL night. its 9:27 as im typing this. ill take 8 hours of sleep, a handful of advil and an other 12 pack if if we can get rid of the eriksson contract. taking the lucic one is like, me drinking all night long, like i am now, but i dont get the sleep or pills
  8. most of the fruits changed their names XD i was closing to becoming a fruit but i didn't give in. im a different kind of fruit :3
  9. lmao most the photos taken of me im like, next, next, next, god damn it next, HOW DID I GET SO FAT, next, next, yea ok this one looks aight
  10. bad corpse! bad corpse! stop. scaring. smithers~!

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    2. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      We have one! I mean, it's more of a dungeon than a room, but still...

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      I'm often tied up

    4. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      He is right now tbh.

  11. The extra shots just to make sure he's dead
  12. Oh, awesome, more pro oil threads. We need more of these
  13. Gonna sell Twilight Sparkle bathwater

    1. Baer.

      Baer.

      Did you hear about the guy that drank it and got sent to the er lol

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      why, doesn’t he have any. ? 

    3. apollo

      apollo

      Do it. Also do what you can to make "The Bo" sponsor it. I'd buy tubs! :lol:

       

       

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