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  1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Had a great time at WM. Always good to be in the ring with my good friend Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Heard a hoax rumour that Dwayne Johnson died. Thank God he didn't.

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      I saw that one float around again today as well. Still don't understand how people still fall for them.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      The Rock doesn't die like a regular jabroni He transcends

  2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Harvey Specter is the 2nd most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

    1. Tigs

      Tigs

      I agree 100% with you, sir Rock. Truly electrifying, that man is.

    2. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      i agree, steve austin is the first

  3. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    WrestleMania will suck without me.

    1. shiznak

      shiznak

      Jericho vs. The Rock in a diss battle at WM 31. Make. It. Happen.

  4. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    What's on my mind? It doesn't matter what's on my mind!

  5. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Hearing those calls from 94 reminds The Great One of how we were all robbed of some great Tom Larscheid calls in the 2011 run thanks to that roody poo jabroni Mike Gillis firing him.

    1. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I miss his calls..

    2. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      You make me happy.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^ happy hippy :D

  6. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    I am hilarious in Pain and Gain.

    1. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      Wheels22 likes this

    2. tortorellatheboss

      tortorellatheboss

      You're not hilarious in the Tooth Fairy...or Escape to Witch Mountain......or (insert movie here)

  7. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, The Rock is the biggest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck.

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    2. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      You said you were never leaving and then left again. I hate you too.

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      Best. Promo. Ever.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Still not convinced this is the People's Champ....The Rock's cookin' had way more spice than this :P

  8. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    The Rock is back and I give you my word I am never, ever going away.

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I misss the Rock more than anyone. We need somebody to straighten out these jabronies in here...

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      The Real rock was Brahma Bull...where are you Brahma ?

    4. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      ^schoolwork. He broke character sometimes tho.

  9. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Why was the thread about hourly hotel rates deleted? It had serious potential.

    1. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      What is a good hourly rate?

    2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Seems the good moderators of this site were concerned about the thread staying PG. Ain't nothing PG about the People's Champion!

  10. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Thanks for the memories Salo. One of the key parts of 2 of the greatest eras in Canucks history. WCE and the Gillis era.

  11. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Finally Justin Schultz has come back......home

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    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      @Ari: What would they tell him? How great the Oilers were in the 80s?

    4. SOB for MVP

      SOB for MVP

      Gretzky may have offered Paulina in the package...

  12. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Finally, The Rock has come back to CDC!

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    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      Now put your hand left hand in the air, and your right hand on the Bible.

    3. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      The rock had a vision, that vision don't need no revampin, because The Rock will be CDC champion.

    4. The Situation

      The Situation

      People Power!

  13. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    What's on The Rock's mind? The Rock says it's about time that Duncan Keith receives a People's Elbow.

  14. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Just finished owning John Cena. Chalk another one up to Team Bring It.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Trolling The Rock is a very, very bad idea.

    2. Scottish⑦Canuck

      Scottish⑦Canuck

      No it's not. Troll away.

  15. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    You boo The Rock? Sing along with The Rock is over.

    1. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!! :D

  16. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    In the gorilla position, ready to electrify in front of the millions.....and millions of The Rock's fans.

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    2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      What in god's name are you talking about jabroni?

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Can you smell what the Rock is cookin' ?

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      If he does I'm watchin' lol :P

  17. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Raw gets ROCKED tonight in Boston. #TeamBringIt

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      What in the blue hell?

  18. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    The Rock is here in Boston. Getting ready for Raw tomorrow night. I bring it LIVE.

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    2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Uhh, that's what actors do, they act like it's real.

    3. Ṣpiderman

      Ṣpiderman

      So you're admitting it's fake. UFC >

    4. Spindrive2

      Spindrive2

      Chocolate > BunBun?

  19. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    I am never, ever going away

    1. Apples

      Apples

      Please do.

    2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Know your role and shut your mouth.

    3. Apples

      Apples

      You can't see me

  20. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    The Rock is gonna sit back and watch Cody's Sabres debut. Cody is gonna layeth the smackit down on all their candy asses.

    1. The Sedin's 6th Sense

      The Sedin's 6th Sense

      Your currently the most electrifying member in all of CDC :P

  21. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    John Cena, you don't even know what's coming next jabroni

  22. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Breaking News: John Cena traded to TNA for a napkin autographed by Hulk Hogan.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      You bet your ass it's still on tv!

  23. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Boarding a plane to Portland for Monday Night Raw. #IOwnCena

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      kick his a555 Rock lol

    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Aww yeah! Team Bring It!

    3. Imuzi

      Imuzi

      Yeah Cenation! wait...

  24. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Boarding a plane to Portland for Monday Night Raw. #IOwnCena

  25. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    John Cena, know your role and shut your mouth

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    2. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      umm..jabronie ?!

    3. SarcasticPerson

      SarcasticPerson

      Looks like we have a problem playas! We're gonna solve this right, with a TAG TEAM MATCH!

    4. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      "Hello. I'm John Laurinaitis the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim General Manager of Monday Night Raw."

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