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  1. If anyone missed it, SN1 is re-showing the Jays game starting at 7pm

  2. Boosh Pahtee, no sleep, Boosh Pahtee

  3. "Conner, it's Mess. Just calling to let you know I'll be following you around at training camp like a lost puppy. You know, to ride your coat tails."

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    2. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      Connor, it's Mess. I'm just sitting on the couch ... the popcorn's getting a little cold, but I can just microwave another pack. The 3rd Harry Potter's almost over. I'm sure you'll be here soon for the 4th.'

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Conner, it's Crosby. If you want to know what playing in the 21st century is like. Give me or Toews a call. Messier is dinosaur.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      And by the way doesn't Messier live in US?

  4. LOL Police Fire 84 Shots At Man And Miss 83 Times http://news.yahoo.com/police-fire-84-shots-man-233124390.html

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      Not surprising. Most Officers lack the training. At the range I shoot at many of the officers are lousy shots.

    3. Ghostsof1915
    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      testament to that whole "many cops have inadequate training" assertion.

  5. It's a diabolical plot. Benning trading the bald guys (Kass, Bonino). Whos next?

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Fin

      No hair on him

  6. Well US politics just got a whole lot more bizarre.

  7. NDP majority govt in Alberta??? Now I've seen it all.

    1. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      LOL 5 months of low oil prices and everyone wants the govt to take care of them

    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      In 07 oil dropped from $149 to the high 30's. PC's survived that.

  8. We started off looking like the '85 Oilers and finished like the '85 Canucks. Sad but true.

  9. If I'm McDavid I am playing the next 2 years in the KHL for serious money and going back into the draft.

  10. Anthem singer at MSG has the worst ever toupee.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      toupee or not toupee, that is the question.

    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      I'd bet anything that's a rug.

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^^^But Mcdavid

  11. FYI if MTL-OTT game goes into OT. Canucks game will start on time on Sportsnet.

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      I don't get Sportsnet so I'm at the mercy of the game :(

    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      At least you have cookies. It ain't all bad.

  12. Stephen Harper singing "Sweet Child O Mine" at Tory X-Mas party. http://youtu.be/0Oe3Y9aQ4Qc

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    2. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      meh, throw some auto-tune in, he sings better than most "artists" these days

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Just the title alone makes me want to vomit.

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      what do you mean 'want'? .. purge 'expletive'

  13. MILBURY: "He's not been an NHL coach, not been an NHL GM. I wish I'd done that, skipped right to the presidency, get rid of those menial jobs." BOB MCKENZIE: "So do the New York Islanders." MILBURY: "OH PLEASE." hahahahahaha

  14. Blue Jays sign catcher Russell Martin, 5 yrs 82 mil.

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    2. lee goren rulez69
    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      honestly they over paid but o well

    4. diesel_3

      diesel_3

      They aren't finished, they are reportedly interested in P Andrew Miller and 2B Howie Kendrick. Could be a decent off season.

  15. RIP Bure to Mogilny. Lasted longer than many figured you would.

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    2. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      What thread killed him?

    3. BeefGormley

      BeefGormley

      What he get banned for?

    4. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      Don't know just saw his name greyed out.

  16. Sports Net Pacific is showing Game 7 Van vs GCY 1994. Right now if anyone's around.

    1. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      holy shiet thx

    2. TheOgRook

      TheOgRook

      Have it in pvr.. DONT spoil it k!! :P

  17. Ray Rice released by Ravens.

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    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Wow didn't think "laid hands" meant knocked her out... good riddance from the league.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      Released Ray Rice and signed Flacco to one of the biggest contracts ever. I bet my pubes go gray before the Ravens are relevant again

    4. viking mama

      viking mama

      Gheez! No call for a medic?! No tender "Are you okay, honey?", after lapsing into insanity?! Instead - he tries to pretend she's drunk, drugged or passed-out to the shocked witness. That dirt-bag is hiding a helluva lot of selfish evil & scary contempt.

  18. MIller "My wife and I are very happy to join the Canucks"... Can she play wing?

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      She's a goalie too. Good thing she doesn't have to face Kesler in practice. He'd constantly shoot for the 5-hole.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Ziiiiiiiiing!

    4. rampage

      rampage

      i laughed when he said that

  19. Luis Suárez suspended for nine matches and banned for four months from any football-related activity

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    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Dang, Uruguay just lost its offensive bite. Against Colombia I'd say they've bitten off more than they can chew.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      On a personal note, the biting's on the wall, Suarez.

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Its not his fault he was slipped bath salts before the game!

  20. Go Mother England !!!!

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Gooooooal!!!!

    3. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      I'm obligated by birth. Why are you punishing yourself?

    4. BanTSN
  21. Dear auto correct, at no time have I ever meant "ducking".

    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      quit "mucking" around!

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