Replaying Kingdom Hearts 1+2. I'd forgotten how truly fantastic these game are. They can appeal to every age group, that's what makes them great. My girlfriend makes fun of me for playing them though...
Q: If you're on your jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
A: Blue ice cream, because turtles don't wear hats.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Not Billy...
"This just in! A dangerous criminal escaped from the Saskatchewan Provincial jail this morning, But was apprehended a 1/2 hour later."
"Apparently, police found him excatly where they originally arrested him, hiding behind the tree."