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  1. My coworker said the Last Jedi sucked and half the office was triggered bigly.

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      The Last Jedi did suck. I think I preferred the prequels to it. There were just so many glaring plot holes, unnecessary plot additions (*cough* casino scene *cough*), and really subpar character development and usage. 

       

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      I mean really... the casino scene lasted nearly half hour and could have been removed from the movie in its entirety and made no difference whatsoever. Then there's the whole 14 hour space chase in which Poe makes everything worse just because the vice-admiral won't share the plan with him FOR NO REASON. WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T SHE JUST TELL HIM. Then there's the issue of hyperspace crashing ships into things to blow them up - why didn't they just do that sooner? Hell, why didn't they just do that to the death star. Plus they just randomly kill Supreme Leader Snoke without any background information at all. The guy is clearly powerful with the force yet he doesn't notice a simple force trick which ends up killing him? Really? 

      And perhaps one of the most ANNOYING things out of all of this is the "love interest" of Rose for Finn. Rose freaking kisses Finn. Do you know how long she knew Finn before kissing him? Like six &^@#ing hours. She went from not knowing Poe to nearly dying to save his life and then making out with the guy in SIX &^@#ING HOURS.

      What a terrible movie. It gets worse the more I think about it.

       

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