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  1. Looks like Benn is winning the Art Ross unless Tavares or Crosby do something in the next 20.

    1. BanTSN
    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Surprising Sid can't step it up a bit more against the worst team and get a point at least to share it with him.

    3. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      they've had 30 shots after two periods. Lineback is saving their bacon lol

  2. I'm confused. Where do we get the roster update? Steam or Blueline? Blueline is for 2007 though. Oh, nm. We're calling it Early Access??
  3. I only get that when I'm well over the cap Or reserve list it happens too, I think.
  4. My god. Christmas came early. Hold all my calls and texts; I'm going into EHM hibernation for a week. Crap; what do I do about my season right now in 2007? Eichel fell to six and I snagged him because the first season under Willie sucked like the season under Torts
  5. Goes to show you how much the NHL has changed when the bottom five lowest scoring teams in the league during the 80's would be the top five highest scoring teams in the league today.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Obviously the game has a changed a lot but that kind of helps show you how much..

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Pretty whack how nobody is going to reach 90.

    3. Otis

      Otis

      Just change the goalie equipment back to what they were back in the day and you'll see guys getting 150 points tbh

  6. Dat moment when someone says they have your IP and they're going to do "bad stuff", but you're in IT and know they're full of it.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I have your ip

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Banana, I trust you fully.

  7. Digging through old stuff. Found my Canucks jersey from when I was 5 with Lanny McDonald's autograph on it, lol

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Wonder what he was thinking when he signed it

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Hopefully it wasn't too much "wtf" since I was pre-first grade :')

  8. God dang gov't chem trails over Abby right now..

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    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      just look at picture number 9

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Skate, I need to meet you somewhere dark, and secluded later to avoid gubmit detection. I have more new, classified info regarding these space reptilians.

    4. 2SKATES1STICK
  9. CDC admin arrange steel cage death match between Gstank29 and Horvat, pls

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    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      I'll still waiting at the flag pole on east hastings......

    3. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      I'd rather see a lumberjack match with Walkers as the lumberjacks.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I was there, I didn't see stanky turds doe.

  10. Baertschi with another goal. 9 points in 8 games. Very nice..

    1. HowYaDrouin

      HowYaDrouin

      10 in 9.. but whose counting!

    2. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      hes ripping it up under his old coach green loving it im looking forward to him on team next yr

  11. Roman Josi.. a force that came out of nowhere..

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      Yes, but he's been good for a few years now.

    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      i think he swiss actually

  12. Saw some kid carrying a mega pack of bud to a party. You know, the same thing comes out of the tap. Save your money..

  13. Fight me, Gstank29. 3 o'clock at the flag pole.

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    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      can I bring Bob Hartley as well?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      tag team; gstank and hartley vs torts and his rant. 3 o'clock, hastings and main flag pole.

    4. RockNroLLa.

      RockNroLLa.

      my moneys on the pole.

  14. Wow, good job Sens. You had one job..

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    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Wow. Just wow.

    3. bigbadcanucks

      bigbadcanucks

      Yup, it's clear. We can't count on any other teams to help us out. The Canucks are going to have to make the playoffs entirely on their own. No point in scoreboard watching.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      ^Pretty much.

      Want something done right? Gotta go do it yourself.

  15. Should I purchase things like weapons bundles, survival strategies from the downloads screen? I assume these are for online play? Single player too? I still haven't watched the video yet, will soon, so my bad if it covers those questions.
  16. I was hoping for something like, team defense against a zombie raid or something But that's cool too. I will check it out. I always hate doing online for a new game to me because it's a recipe to be raped.
  17. Anyone play TLOU multiplayer? What's it like? Does someone here have a team I can join?
  18. Kind of stupid how the Jets are ahead of us in the standing because of 12 loser points, but 4 less overall victories. Time for 3 point regulation win..

    1. Violator

      Violator

      thats the only reason la is so close aswell

    2. canuktravella

      canuktravella

      ya wins should be 3 points get rid of shoot out tie gets you 1 point

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      As a great man once said, "Manage your losses".

  19. lmao @ Leggio. When in doubt..

    1. Ossi Vaananen
    2. Tortorella's Rant
    3. peaches5

      peaches5

      He should have been given a game misconduct for that and kicked out of the game.

  20. Deadline day should be a snore. Even more so than before..

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    2. viking mama

      viking mama

      Funny that you mention that, TR. 'Cuz instead of watchin' TSN's Deadline Day trade-centre, I'm going out to buy a new bed.

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      [RUMOUR] BIG TRADE INCOMING

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Chara to the Kings for Tofolli and something else.

  21. The Florida Blackhawks?

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Clearly nobody gets this!

  22. nm, that bollocks didn't even DL apparently. Holy crap. The Last of Us Remastered. Going shank city on their asses.
  23. A game in my library won't launch. Why? It just sits there when I try to play it. Google hasn't told me much of anything..
  24. Wasn't a fan of it. It was impossible to beat on single player. You just weren't strong enough to get anywhere. I remember struggling to get out of the second act because it took way too long to level up much past level 30. But if you could get past it, getting out of the third act was definitely impossible. Again, leveling up was difficult as hell and you could get through most of that act without going up more than a few levels. Then Mephisto destroying you was inevitable. Then they seemed to ruin the Diablo 3 by making it all colourful. Every depiction of Hell doesn't have rainbow colors.
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