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  1. Where does the notion come from Sundin was a failure here? I still hear people bring that up..

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    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      because Gillis is the antichrist

    3. Mathew Barzal

      Mathew Barzal

      People hated him for taking half a season to decide to sign with us for an exorbitant amount. He did bolster the game of our top six but think of what he could have done with a full season of chemistry under his belt.

    4. nuck nit

      nuck nit

      Then there was the other half of the season where he was so out of shape it was embarrassing to all but Sundin and his agent.

      What were the Sedins supposed to say?

  2. Sportsnet should get rid of Murph and hire Tim Horvat.

    1. Gstank29
    2. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      yeaa probably not gonna get picked by anyteam...

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Keep Murph, dump Irf, hire Tim.

  3. Benn did. Seguin didn't. Seguin is a glorified turd.
  4. Seguin, Benn, and Dallas radio slandering the twins. It's making me wish Gino in his prime played for us next time the Stars visit.

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      The "mother" of all elbows >)

    3. Honeydew

      Honeydew

      Bure with the "People's elbow"

    4. HowYaDrouin

      HowYaDrouin

      Or Aaron Rome? Nathan Horton round 2?

  5. HEY EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

  6. I didn't win a grammy... this is the greatest robbery in history..

  7. Had a job interview today. He's like, what can you bring to the company. I'm like, Bo Horvat. He's like, well said, you got the job.

  8. drop da bass, yo

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      i dropped the trout

      :c

    3. TheRussianRocket.

      TheRussianRocket.

      I'm like rubber you iz like glue, whatevs ya say bounce off moi and stick to ya

    4. Twilight Sparkle
  9. Still a mistake trading Weise. Didn't like it from day one..

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    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      We fall in love with scrubs too much here.

    4. desiboynux4lifee*******

      desiboynux4lifee*******

      well torteralla, maybe you should of given him more playing time!

  10. Met a "professional" student the other day. Going on his 10th year at university; started 6 years before me and I'm almost done.

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    2. TheTruthHurts

      TheTruthHurts

      Some people just don't know what they wanna do!

    3. ManUtd

      ManUtd

      Good lord. I thought 5 years spread over 7 due to two sick leaves was bad. 10 is insanity.

    4. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      ^ I was looking at some stats from my uni and apparently only 63 percent of undergrads graduated in 2011 within 7 years.

  11. Probably going to play on the PGA Tour sometime soon. Undefeated so far in GTA5 golf.

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    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      Big deal I was the candystand mini-golf champ, in my grade.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      come at me then bro. i'll even race you down the fairway in the golf cart and win that too

  12. Benning is seriously considering trading himself.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      o nooo not my jimmy

    2. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^package deal your going with him to make sandwiches

  13. I don't always Horvat, but when I Horvat, I prefer Horvat. Stay Horvat my Horvats.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      who needs McDavid we have McHorvat

    2. TheRussianRocket.
    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      But imagine McDavid AND Horvat? Mind=Blown

  14. Proposed team name change: The Vancouver Horvats.

  15. I had a test today. The answer to every question was Bo Horvat.

  16. Canucks/Yotes games or the ASG. Not sure which is more boring to watch.

  17. You know it's winter when it's 14 degrees above freezing outside.

  18. Canucks should bring Brad Ference out of retirement. He is the big body to play with the twins we've always wanted.

    1. Ronalds.Kenins41

      Ronalds.Kenins41

      They should bring Bure out of retirement and play him with the sedins. Just imagine...

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      250 gp and a whopping 34 points. A pylon would do better :D

  19. Shots fired by Rogan and Michael Moore today on Twitter. Love it!

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    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      lol the headline on cnn says "moore calls snipers cowards"

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Moore is a giant highway pylon

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  20. So it was just that I had not eaten enough while on that break. Went in to do my 3 rep range last week but got x5, and x4 twice this time
  21. Mike Ricci named Denver's Sexiest Athlete in 1997. How???

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    2. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      He didn't always look like he'd been hit in the face with a shovel. http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?p=56505455

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Oh, I see now. Same on hockeydb. After a couple seasons it all seemed to go down hill

    4. Bruce Boudreau
  22. Bruins fans be like: Prout suckered Lucic. Paquette? Totally got what he deserved.

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    2. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      Are you surprised? These are the same people that boo a player who just got his back broken by a Bruin

    3. Chalky

      Chalky

      Paquette did hit Chara first, but I agree there is a double standard.

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Chara leading that classless team by example.

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