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  1. Holy crap. They found flight 370. Wolf Blitzer is fist pumping really hard too because he gets to talk about this for the next month lol

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    2. Mr. Ambien
    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Legit they found it? or just another we may be close report

    4. schlaBAM

      schlaBAM

      ^no they didnt

  2. It's my birthday. When & where are we meeting so I can receive my gifts from you guys? Hope you broke the bank, I'm quite special..

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    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. if you can get day parole, I'll take you to McDonalds ..

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      I'll give you the gift of living without money, just giff money pls.

  3. Oh, Mike on 1040 going off the rails again.

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    2. NatureBoy

      NatureBoy

      lol what that guy say?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yeah, Mike from Langley. I dunno, I forgot what he said, I'm busy working on school stuff. I think he was ranting about the usual crap he does.

    4. NatureBoy

      NatureBoy

      that guy needs a life, like how does he get on everyday and wait that long to get on?

  4. So I sat down with Don Cherry this evening. He's willing to trade us Ovechkin from the Pens for future considerations. I think we can win the superbowl this year after this deal goes down.

  5. If we trade Horvat, Jensen, 2 1st rounders to Pitts for Ovechkin, we can be 1977 superbowl champs.

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    2. Green Building
    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Maybe the Fridge can make a come back and play goal for us?

    4. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      I like the way Snrub thinks.

  6. I eat well all the time. I've been doing this for four years now so my diet isn't a problem -- yours looks good too. Last night I felt like I was in beast mode doing my back. Tonight I was more iffy with legs, again. Squats might have killed me like they nearly did last week.
  7. I thought you did more than that. Do you guys ever get a physical? Maybe I should. I feel like something might be wrong. I always feel wiped around the time I go to the gym AND when I'm at the gym. I get plenty of sleep and my days can be long because of school work some times despite being fairly lax since I'm sitting at a desk most of the time. For a couple months now I have a hard time finishing 10 sets some days; I feel very mentally drained and to the point I feel so tired I'm yawning. Laying on the bench and napping between sets seems like a good idea. Last time I did squats I couldn't even get through 3 sets of 10 reps without nearly puking at the end because of mental exhaustion.
  8. What should we study for the exam? "everything". Oh, helpful. Thanks. 6 weeks of material stuffed into 3 days.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yeah I'm like k

      It's a 48 hour paper too, so she wants 8 pages summarized and writing about "whatever we want" in 2 days.

      k prof K

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      write about how stupid this is!

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Use this midterm as toilet paper tbh

  9. Remember when everyone here was like, omg, draft Akim Aliu!!1

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    2. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      I would take him over Patrick White or Taylor Ellington.

    3. BeefGormley
    4. Horvat

      Horvat

      All i remember is he scored 2 goals against us...

  10. Shooting in Parliament. Coilers winning two straight. Am I dreaming?

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Nah. but I miss your islamic rants bb..

  11. Can't stand it when people are always like, you know what I mean, or you know what I'm saying. Look, bro, if I'm not sure then I'll ask. Otherwise stop asking that every 10 seconds.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i know what you mean but what are you talking about, you know what i'm saying.?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      No joe, please elaborate!

  12. lol ISIS made a video game. If it wasn't created by psycho's, I might try it

    1. viking mama

      viking mama

      Remember the movie the "Last Starfighter" where this kid with the perfect score gets recruited to fight in an extra-terrestrial war. I was wonderin' when someone was gonna steal that idea?

    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Probably more US propaganda...

  13. Coilers be like, we saw how badly the Sabres sucked yesterday. Watch us suck even more tonight. Challenge accepted.

  14. Willie Mitchell is captain of the Panthers? I didn't even know he moved to FL LOL

    1. Baka

      Baka

      I am out of the loop too. I look at teams and I am like... since when was Briere on the Avs? for example.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yea those 4 months off, or whatever, were killer

  15. lol Sabres with 8 shots after 45 minutes

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    2. Pears

      Pears

      Cody Godson and Connor McJesus anyone?

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Did I read that right? 12 shots - for the whole game?

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      I remember when we played Edmonton a few years ago and they only had 12 shots on net, one in the third period. Of course that only shot was a late goal that broke Lui's shutout.

  16. Miller gonna get shutouts all season long. 82-0!

    1. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      you're a bit late on that one haha

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    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      so what you are saying is Lack wont get to play this year. RIP Eddie :(

  17. Watched NHL Classics on TSN this morning. Dat kick save and Bure goal from '94 :')

  18. Get Mark Donnelly a tall beer immediately. That was remarkable.

  19. Can anyone here read Chinese? I need to download something from a friend for school but the page is all in Chinese, lol

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    2. Vomicillin

      Vomicillin

      Hey Torts, is it database_system.pdf? The file is 248mb!

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      yeah, but that's the 5th edition one, and he was supposed to upload the 6th edition. Either he didn't or I just can't find it cuz it's all in chinese, lol

    4. Vomicillin

      Vomicillin

      Yup, I downloaded it and see that it is indeed the 5th edition. It's about 1300 pages.

  20. I'll hit you so hard brosef your grandchildren are going to feel it.

    1. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      thanks for sharing.

    2. Amish Rake Fighter

      Amish Rake Fighter

      I'll hit you so hard, your dog will be retarded.

  21. Weird dream last night. Stuck in some city center with lots of other people as we ran for cover from large sausages, cheese strings, and rigotoni falling from the sky.

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    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      nothing to be confused about. you're dreaming about having traditional phallic shapes and symbols ('sausages' and noodles) rain down on you. do i need to say more? repressed desire

    3. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      I'm sure the Italians always thought they could take over the world with their food, just not in that way.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Fying spaghetti monster is real yo !

  22. People who take pictures of their screen with their phone, please go play in traffic.

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      if you're like this on Sunday wonder what you're like on Monday

  23. What do you find easier/which are you better at? Flat and incline dumbbell press or flat and incline barbell press. Or are they about the same? I used to think dumbbell presses were harder but I'm not sure anymore.
  24. How does a giant wolf spide get in your house? If we weren't careful, it would have carried us away with it..

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I can put a picture later, my brother got one. It must have come through the vent somehow then and not a doorway since all our doors are sliding doors, except for the front door.Or through the window screen and frame because I am absolutely positive it was the spider I saw outside in the garden near my brother's room window a few weeks back; it was massive. And we found it by his room last night.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Wolf spiders are cool. They can capture and eat wasps. Anything that can do that is my friend.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I ain't got issues with spiders until they're in my house. Especially when they are the size of your palm

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