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  1. Death Wish 4. Don't mess with Charles Bronson, chump.

  2. Observation: Crosby's sister looks exactly like him.

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    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      ahaha. I thought the same thing when I saw her on tsn today. Poor girl.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      Ewwww!!!

    4. Froggy Fresh
  3. Most store brands of peanut butter are garbage = hydrogenated oil. It's about a step away from being plastic. Get the natural stuff or don't use it altogether.
  4. A guy I know I'm sure has something to say about that. He uses powdered gatorade all the time. As have I recently. Plus, he just won a body building competition today for the first time, first attempt. Obviously it's meant to be used when you're working hard, pissing sweat. Not standing around chit chatting with friends.
  5. VY Canis Majoris. It takes about 1200 years to fly a 747 around it. The same length of time it would take to fly around your mom.

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      What cover's 2/3 of the Earth's surface?

      Your mothers butt.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Your mother has so many rolls that the Swedish bakery down the street is going out of business.

    4. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Your mother is also my girlfriend

  6. A Prius for everyone? Pretty offensive. They haven't taken into consideration I don't have arms or legs. Hmph*

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    2. Rick Grimes
    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      you must get used for first base a lot

    4. Armada

      Armada

      Ya if you wanna be a girl?

  7. Bruins. Hawks. In the final. Who do you take?

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I'd flip a coin. I hate them both.

    3. Common sense

      Common sense

      if the 1919 Cup finals taught us anything, it's that anything can happen.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      True. I remember watching the 1919 finals on my HD. I got a great deal at the time.

  8. Lundqvist wasn't disrespected by the fans and organization and unfairly thrown under the bus either, so.
  9. Damnit. Now I can't kick Brooksie's ass in the media scrum.

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    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      You look like the kind of guy who'd get beat up at a bus stop

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Or a really famous porn star.

    4. Baka

      Baka

      Or the guy who stands in the shower room doorway with his hand in his pocket.

  10. Getting real sick of this smallenfreuden crap.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Horrible campaign.

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      ^

      Now that Sh** drives me up the wall.

  11. This reminds me of the 1040 segment: Tell me I'm wrong. Except you have to elaborate on your point.
  12. Farewell to the best coach Vancouver has had. Of course you have callers like the goof on 1040 yesterday saying that AV is simply a product of the team that he inherited. Which is complete nonsense. If we're to use his logic, then Babcock is a product of the team he inherited and nothing more. Fact of the matter is regardless of the team you inherit, you still actually have to be an exceptional coach to have success with that team.Even though we didn't win in 2011, this team has kicked ass dominating in the regular season and was an unstoppable force until the second period of game 3 in the SCF when the well oiled machine started falling apart.
  13. You know what grinds my gears? People who say ".. and what not." STOP IT.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Richards is playing like a useless sack of doo-doo among others and what not.

    3. Twilight Sparkle
    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      ^ Such a party pooper and what not.

  14. Scumbag university classes. Program simple things all class. Expects you to create a program that can scratch your balls for homework.

    1. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      You're not serious, are you?

      That's pretty crass of them. And useless.

    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      He even admitted that it would be very tough. Challenges are fine and all but this is beyond the scope of what we know.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Anyway, figured it out finally.

      ... about 10 hours over 3 days..

  15. Did Bob McKenzie make second round predictions?

    1. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      since when does he ever make predictions?

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    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      I thought he didn't. on the panel he always says he doesn't make predictions since he's always wrong. So i think he used to, but not publicly any more

  16. I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven. Peace.

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    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      I can just picture Torts answering all the press conference questions in rhyme.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      the censor would be working overtime..haha

    4. JimLahey

      JimLahey

      What is this??

  17. If we lose tonight, I'm kickin' Brooksie's ass when I get back to NY.

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      go torts drunk you're home

    3. Not A Fruit

      Not A Fruit

      go you're drunk torts home

    4. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      drunk go you're home torts

  18. Mannn, Saturday night hockey tomorrow! I love when the Canucks play Saturday night! Oh, wait..

  19. Yes, because I hate doing them so much LOL. I did squats tonight for six sets.
  20. They both, really, really suck. I only do them because I'm not a cop out.
  21. I think a little swing is normal. As long as you can hold it for a sec and release it in a controlled manner then you can do it. Hell, I think I still have a little swing with 40's and I've been curling a helluva lot more than that for a long time now.
  22. Won Canucks trivia @ BP. Left my coupon prize at the restaurant. Damnit!

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