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  1. I had a dream that I was in a fight with Richard Dawkins last night. He gave me a swift kick in the ass before I put him in a head lock. Not even kidding. It was weird.

  2. He is currently one of two prospects from that first round to not play in the NHL yet. Hopefully he has a big year in the AHL because he needs it. Time to show you're ready for the big show, not just a boy among men.
  3. Agreed. Skyrim had MASSIVE wow factor at first. But with many things, it eventually goes away. Now, when I play.. it's like.. meh.
  4. I guess that was the 'big' one they kept talking about.
  5. If you guys like impressions, De Niro, Tony Soprano and Jack Nicholson.. lol A few 'bad' words too :/
  6. LOL. Stupid, I know. 1) I never considered that. 2) I thought it was $10-$20 to pre-order and you didn't get your money back after; another way for the store to make more money. Obviously I was dead wrong. Dunno where I got that from
  7. Love it. Except for the walking in it part. That sucks balls.
  8. Pseudo code is the biggest waste of time. Absurd how this class is 'necessary' for a networking diploma.

  9. Laid out this twelve year old at center ice during drop in this afternoon. Deeeestroyed, son.

    1. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I am 12 and what is a concussion

    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Watch out.. we got a badass over here.

  10. Reminds me the bicycling issue in Vancouver. Pratt would have loved this.
  11. I've been wanting rain so bad for the last month and a bit now. But all there is is sun, sun, sun. It's starting to get annoying.
  12. Story time! Did anyone else have trouble picking up this game when it first came out? I went to the midnight opening @ EB games. I guess I went way too late because I arrived at 11 and there were at least 1000 pinheads that beat me to the punch. The parking lot was completely full and massive, massive lines. I was like, well, whatever. As eager as I am to get this game I'm not going to wait hours and potentially have EB run out of copies. So I went to the mall the next day first thing in the morning. I was super nervous that I missed out on getting a copy until stores started doing more orders. This nervousness was only increased when I got to Best Buy and the shelf was completely empty. Then I went to EB Games in the mall. I was the second person in line. Now, at this point I'm crapping my pants over the fact I think I wont get a copy. While I was waiting, I also got a text from a friend saying that this EB did a midnight opening too so they are probably all sold out. Now here I am freaking out big time. Calm and cool on the outside, freaking out inside, lol. But I waited it out. An hour later, the store finally opened. Anyway, EB at the mall had an entire case full of the PC version. I freaked out for nothing. Talk about a sigh of relief!
  13. Looks at the time. Says 9:11. Uh oh.

    1. Denguin

      Denguin

      I had a stretch of always seeing that time every day... ended up having to call 911 a week later.

      Coincidence? Absolutely.

  14. NHLers on one ways could also sign AHL contracts, correct? Like Manny for example. Assuming they want to play but not in Europe.
  15. Who do you think the weakest player physically in the NHL is?
  16. Don't get too excited. That was based on two games. He has yet to score a goal in Major Junior hockey.
  17. And thankfully people create mods so you can fletch your own arrows, and so on. +1 in the realism department
  18. Bethesda should incorporate taxes into the game so you have to pay weekly or whatever to keep your house. Also, make eating and drinking mandatory. I have a downloadable mod for this so it forces me to buy raw ingredients to make the soups, cook beef, etc. You know, give more purpose to using gold aside from just hording it which becomes the case at a certain point. I spend probably a few hundred gold a week on food alone.
  19. When I first started Skyrim, I also thought much of the region looked like LOTR. The lack of trees; tundra. The marshes, etc. They definitely took a page out of the LOTR books/movies, whatever.
  20. He at least wants to be prepared for his opponent. Unlike a certain character who tried to front and instead knocked himself out after banging his head on the wall. Jones doesn't have to fight Sonnen if he doesn't want to. Just like GSP doesn't have to finish his opponents if he doesn't want to. These guys aren't going to go out of their way to try and appease the fans that would actually bash them anyway.
  21. Weightlifting with stitches in your hand isn't exactly easy :-/

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bravo, sir. I wish I could say the same!

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      For a recent p90x back and chest day, my buddy put two 10lb, basketball-sized, medicine balls in a backpack and wore it for the entire workout.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      How do you wear a backpack for chest exercises?

  22. Had a dream I was playing drop in hockey with Marcel Hossa, Brayden Schenn and Nail Yakupov. Weird.

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    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Next dream of drop hockey will also include: Sean Pronger, Fedor Fedorov, plus Steve and Martin Kariya.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Awww yeahhh, son. Hopefully Patty White is there too!

  23. It pisses me off how the update of one mod affects another mod. I pretty much can't play until there's a solution or I have to sacrifice one of the mods.
  24. The Score said so. Also, tone down the hostility. I'm not attacking anyone here LOL
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