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Status Updates posted by JohnLocke

  1. Fire Benning. Fire Desjardins. Nuke this team from orbit. 

  2. Olly from Game of Thrones looks like Jared McCann

  3. We should trade Sbisa to Detroit so he can serve up some free spizzas in Little Caesar's Arena

    1. Chalky


      $3.5 Mil Hot and Sweaty, Sbisa Pizza!

  4. #FireBenning 

    Get it trending on twitter boys. 

    Who's going to the town hall meeting? Rip Jim/Willie/Linden/Aquillini a new one please. 

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    2. canucklehead44


      Really? I live in Toronto, a lot of Leaf fans seem confused as to why we held onto our un-restricted free agents when we are sitting 8 points out of a playoff spot. 

    3. Western Red

      Western Red

      Stop this madness and cheer for another team.

    4. canucklehead44


      It is a little bit over the top, but maybe ownership needs to understand that the fan base supports a rebuild over a few extra meaningless wins. 

  5. Tila Tequila is correct. The world IS flat. It still hasn't been disproven yet. 
    You guys are all brainwashed from what the scientists say. They're just trying to keep us ignorant! 

  6. What are everyone's thoughts on the new Justin Bieber album?

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    2. hatedkid666


      just as bad as the rest of his discography 

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Waiting on Ariana Grande's new album

    4. Baka


      I haven't heard it but it's prob amazing. Get it for me off my Amazon Wishlish

  7. Uhhhg this new CDC sucks. I'm old and I hate change. 

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    2. the last outlaw

      the last outlaw

      Guess we know how you voted in the election :lol:

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      but you're not old

    4. JohnLocke


      I feel old though... 

  8. Go get your flu shots everybody!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles


      ^lol Why should I kill my immunity for your already weakened one ?

    3. Green Building
    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel


  9. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

  10. You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

    1. Edlerberry
    2. JohnLocke


      Don't tell me what I can't do!

  11. JohnLocke is not as sexy as...

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    2. JohnLocke


      Krpten and Ilduce I can take, but Aladeen?! That's just insulting.



      Zayn Malik. That is a good looking dude.

    4. c00kies

    1. thejazz97


      She told me don't worry about it, she told me don't worry, no more

  13. My week in Vancouver has been excellent. This is such a great city!

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      we are lucky to live here and near by! thanks for visiting and come again soon! :)

    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      I agree! I am on the Sunshine Coast spent the weekend in Vancouver and had an amazing time!

  14. I've figured it out. CDC is where the most pessimistic Canucks fans are. Reddit /r Canucks is where the most optimistic Canucks fans are. HFCanucks is somewhere in between.

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    2. JohnLocke


      Well this is a generalization of course. So yes, Apollo is an apollonomaly (great pun btw).

    3. Ghostsof1915


      The Montreal Site has a Pessimist Thread and an Optimist Thread lol.

    4. Gstank29


      ^bipolar PQ's ;)

  15. No! Why didn't we resign Brandon McMillan?! That guy was too good.

  16. I can't wait for the goalie controversy of 2018 between Markstrom and Demko

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    2. Grape


      then Markstrom gets traded at the deadline for a bag of pickles.. and Canatta is forced into the starting role

    3. Chip Kelly

      Chip Kelly

      How about trade Cannata plus a 3rd round pick to the Bruins for Malcolm Subban and unite him with his bro in Utica.

    4. JohnLocke


      and then trade demko to habs for PK subban and have the whole package. YOLO

  17. Brock Boeser is gonna be real good

    1. thejazz97


      Cool Hand Zhuke is gonna be real good

    2. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

    3. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

  18. There's no fanbase I hate more in the NHL than the Canucks fanbase. Just reading through CDC today... Jeez

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    2. BanTSN


      Boo hoo hoo.

    3. Salmonberries


      Get in line - everybody hates us.

    4. Salmonberries


      Get in line - everybody hates us.

  19. Yay I have friends now! :)

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    2. LeanBeef


      Congrats! I just bought season 4 at bestbuy, what season did you get?

    3. JohnLocke


      I've only watched one season of friends... the first one. Unfortunately I don't have the effort level or time to finish it.

    4. LeanBeef


      Yeah, same thing happened to me when I first got Friends. Too lazy to keep up but I hung in there and now im on season four!

  20. I wish Ed Sheeran could sing with me at West Edmonton Mall

  21. During the last few months of school, I couldn't wait for summer. Now I'm bored out of my mind and kind of wishing for school to start again...

    1. thejazz97


      There is another!!!

    2. Phil_314


      Lol make up your mind already :^P

  22. Go Chicago! Let's make it 3 cups in 5 years for this modern day dynasty.

  23. The only winner from the Canadian teams this season is Edmonton

    1. The Magician

      The Magician

      Toronto for unloading Clarkson (somehow)



      calgary won a round and still pick 15

    3. The Magician

      The Magician

      Looks like the only losers are Montreal and Vancouver

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