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  1. JohnLocke

    Fire Benning. Fire Desjardins. Nuke this team from orbit. 

  2. JohnLocke

    Olly from Game of Thrones looks like Jared McCann

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Horvat + Henrik = Jon + Ygritte? 

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      RIP Olly

    4. LuckyLuciano

      LuckyLuciano

      Lol

  3. JohnLocke

    We should trade Sbisa to Detroit so he can serve up some free spizzas in Little Caesar's Arena

    1. Chalky

      Chalky

      $3.5 Mil Hot and Sweaty, Sbisa Pizza!

  4. JohnLocke

    Thatcher Demko is signing tonight boys

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    2. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      You better be right or else they're coming for you.:lol:

    3. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      kanucks25, is that you?

    4. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      Oh S#$& he is. lol sorry Locke.

       

      http://thebostoncollegehockeyblog.blogspot.ca/2016/04/sources-demko-to-sign-with-vancouver.html

  5. JohnLocke

    RIP Mafia :mellow:

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      giphy.gif

  6. JohnLocke

    #FireBenning 

    Get it trending on twitter boys. 

    Who's going to the town hall meeting? Rip Jim/Willie/Linden/Aquillini a new one please. 

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    2. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      Really? I live in Toronto, a lot of Leaf fans seem confused as to why we held onto our un-restricted free agents when we are sitting 8 points out of a playoff spot. 

    3. Western Red

      Western Red

      Stop this madness and cheer for another team.

    4. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      It is a little bit over the top, but maybe ownership needs to understand that the fan base supports a rebuild over a few extra meaningless wins. 

  7. JohnLocke

    Tila Tequila is correct. The world IS flat. It still hasn't been disproven yet. 
    You guys are all brainwashed from what the scientists say. They're just trying to keep us ignorant! 

  8. JohnLocke

    What are everyone's thoughts on the new Justin Bieber album?

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    2. hatedkid666

      hatedkid666

      just as bad as the rest of his discography 

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Waiting on Ariana Grande's new album

    4. Baka

      Baka

      I haven't heard it but it's prob amazing. Get it for me off my Amazon Wishlish

  9. JohnLocke

    Uhhhg this new CDC sucks. I'm old and I hate change. 

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    2. the last outlaw

      the last outlaw

      Guess we know how you voted in the election :lol:

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      but you're not old

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      I feel old though... 

  10. JohnLocke

    Go get your flu shots everybody!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^lol Why should I kill my immunity for your already weakened one ?

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      #polio

    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      #viruseslivesmatter

  11. JohnLocke

    On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      May 6th

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      April 1st

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      21

  12. JohnLocke

    You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

    1. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      omg stfu

    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Don't tell me what I can't do!

  13. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke is not as sexy as...

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Krpten and Ilduce I can take, but Aladeen?! That's just insulting.

    3. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      Zayn Malik. That is a good looking dude.

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      Elmer fudd.

  14. JohnLocke

    I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU... BUT I LOVE IT

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      She told me don't worry about it, she told me don't worry, no more

  15. JohnLocke

    My week in Vancouver has been excellent. This is such a great city!

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      we are lucky to live here and near by! thanks for visiting and come again soon! :)

    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      I agree! I am on the Sunshine Coast spent the weekend in Vancouver and had an amazing time!

  16. JohnLocke

    I've figured it out. CDC is where the most pessimistic Canucks fans are. Reddit /r Canucks is where the most optimistic Canucks fans are. HFCanucks is somewhere in between.

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Well this is a generalization of course. So yes, Apollo is an apollonomaly (great pun btw).

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The Montreal Site has a Pessimist Thread and an Optimist Thread lol.

    4. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^bipolar PQ's ;)

  17. JohnLocke

    No! Why didn't we resign Brandon McMillan?! That guy was too good.

  18. JohnLocke

    I can't wait for the goalie controversy of 2018 between Markstrom and Demko

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    2. Grape

      Grape

      then Markstrom gets traded at the deadline for a bag of pickles.. and Canatta is forced into the starting role

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      How about trade Cannata plus a 3rd round pick to the Bruins for Malcolm Subban and unite him with his bro in Utica.

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      and then trade demko to habs for PK subban and have the whole package. YOLO

  19. JohnLocke

    Brock Boeser is gonna be real good

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Cool Hand Zhuke is gonna be real good

    2. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

    3. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

  20. JohnLocke

    There's no fanbase I hate more in the NHL than the Canucks fanbase. Just reading through CDC today... Jeez

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Boo hoo hoo.

    3. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Get in line - everybody hates us.

    4. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Get in line - everybody hates us.

  21. JohnLocke

    Yay I have friends now! :)

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    2. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Congrats! I just bought season 4 at bestbuy, what season did you get?

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      I've only watched one season of friends... the first one. Unfortunately I don't have the effort level or time to finish it.

    4. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Yeah, same thing happened to me when I first got Friends. Too lazy to keep up but I hung in there and now im on season four!

  22. JohnLocke

    I wish Ed Sheeran could sing with me at West Edmonton Mall

  23. JohnLocke

    During the last few months of school, I couldn't wait for summer. Now I'm bored out of my mind and kind of wishing for school to start again...

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      There is another!!!

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Lol make up your mind already :^P

  24. JohnLocke

    Go Chicago! Let's make it 3 cups in 5 years for this modern day dynasty.

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    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Yeahhh buddy.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      I just threw up all over my keyboard....

    4. Pears

      Pears

      Nah

  25. JohnLocke

    The only winner from the Canadian teams this season is Edmonton

    1. The Magician

      The Magician

      Toronto for unloading Clarkson (somehow)

    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      calgary won a round and still pick 15

    3. The Magician

      The Magician

      Looks like the only losers are Montreal and Vancouver

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