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JohnLocke

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  1. JohnLocke

    Damn a little birdy said we're not signing Jordan Subban!

    1. Carl's Jn

      Carl's Jn

      he wants to go play with his brother in montreal

    2. JohnScott

      JohnScott

      wait what?! actually?

    3. Wash

      Wash

      Do we receive any compensation if he does not sign?

  2. JohnLocke

    Majority NDP government overthrows 44 years of conservatives here in Alberta. Change is coming...

  3. JohnLocke

    We should somehow trade up to get EDM's 1st overall and pick Mckenzie Blackwood

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      See if we can draft Patrick White again

    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      Raymond, Ballard and a first. Get it done GMMG!

  4. JohnLocke

    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉRaise your Baertschis!ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

  5. JohnLocke

    I ate 2 fudgesicles tonight

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    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      sam bennett gets so much redneck ass its not funny

    3. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      Just 2? u a lightweight son...an amateur!

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Obviously I'm only 1/9th of Sam Bennett

  6. JohnLocke

    When Brandon Saad scores, is he Brandon... Haappy?

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Saad attempt at a joke.

    2. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      so obvious but made me laff :P

  7. JohnLocke

    When Brandon Saad scores, is he Brandon... Haappy?

  8. JohnLocke

    Took a nap and had a dream the Canucks beat the Flames 4-1. Go Canucks Go!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I'm feeling 5 goals for us tonight :D

    3. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Better happen. I'm there tonight and I'm on like a 5-game winning streak when I go to games.

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      You're welcome

  9. JohnLocke

    Do I wear my jersey around UofA tomorrow?? Can I handle the beaks?

    1. Vrienzy

      Vrienzy

      Yes.

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      They hate us cause they anus so yes.

  10. JohnLocke

    I'm planning on wearing my Canucks jersey around UofA campus tomorrow. Hopefully I don't get beat up.

    1. brilac

      brilac

      I'm planning on wearing my jersey tomorrow and then my other jersey Thursday. I've been wearing my Canucks shirts since Sunday. Playoffs on my mind, that's all I think about.

  11. JohnLocke

    For a second this afternoon, it was 4/8/15 16:23:42. Happy LOST day everybody! :)

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      You nerd :P

    3. Wash

      Wash

      That's awesome!

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Shoot...missed it...

  12. JohnLocke

    Uptown funk you up

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    2. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      Water? Liquor!

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      ^I'm a minor.

    4. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      lawl

  13. JohnLocke

    One day I wish to love somebody as much as Kanye loves himself.

    1. Webster6

      Webster6

      Yo, John, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but avelanch had one of best statuses of all time!

  14. JohnLocke

    Zayn Malik left One Direction... I'm so sad =(

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    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      I guess he wanted to go in a new direction.

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      That's inZayn!!!

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Looks like they're not going in One Direction anymore

  15. JohnLocke

    I looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw was beautiful.

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    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Why do you find it so hard to believe?

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      It's never been easy!

    4. Baka

      Baka

      Don't tell me what I can't do!

  16. JohnLocke

    Mafia is the best thing on CDC.

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    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      tru

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      this

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      lolz it gets boring with the same people every single time

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