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The Watchmen 3/10

Pros:

Cool visuals

Semi-compelling characters

Gratuitous gory violence

Cons:

Boring (oh god, so boring)

Dull

NO story

Tedious

Slow

Dreary

Really boring first half hour, then slept for five or ten minutes, then the middle was painfully dull, so we skipped ahead about ten scenes, then watched about fifteen minutes, then gave up.

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I'm not really a fan of the movie myself but when you sleep through a movie, and then skip ten scenes I'm not sure that it's fair to say it doesn't have a story when you missed most of it. Your review's really no different then someone who doesn't like something like 'There Will be Blood'. "I was bored."
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The Happening

An utterly ridiculous story complete with even more ridiculous acting, starting with Mark Wahlberg in a laughable perfomance at best. The only bright spot may be John Leguizamo's small but powerful role.

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the latest die hard had an interesting storyline at times, but it was also lol at times, wtf at more times, and then it got to be gtfo of here most of the time

and then it reached the climax of lolwtfgtfooh at the f150 pwnage

ya a man's gonna survive falling out of a torn up semi half off of an overpass, onto an f150 which is in the midst of spinning and crashing, and then jumping off of THAT and rolling down frackin cement as the f150 blows up and the explosion barely misses him. AND THEN THE BEST PART, he finds a gun, and strolls right down to the bad guy's base with a few surface cuts and dirty ripped clothing, and proceeds to not only kill 3 more guys and the main bad dude, but kill the main bad dude by shooting himself.

he frackin looked more in pain the first time he rolled out of a moving vehicle than the whole sequence.

lolwtfgtfoohphotoshopd

5/10 in story

15/10 in badass implication

30/10 in explosions

10/10 in including tuvok in a very minor role

56.3/10 in general ridiculousness

overall i give it a 6

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the latest die hard had an interesting storyline at times, but it was also lol at times, wtf at more times, and then it got to be gtfo of here most of the time

and then it reached the climax of lolwtfgtfooh at the f150 pwnage

ya a man's gonna survive falling out of a torn up semi half off of an overpass, onto an f150 which is in the midst of spinning and crashing, and then jumping off of THAT and rolling down frackin cement as the f150 blows up and the explosion barely misses him. AND THEN THE BEST PART, he finds a gun, and strolls right down to the bad guy's base with a few surface cuts and dirty ripped clothing, and proceeds to not only kill 3 more guys and the main bad dude, but kill the main bad dude by shooting himself.

he frackin looked more in pain the first time he rolled out of a moving vehicle than the whole sequence.

lolwtfgtfoohphotoshopd

5/10 in story

15/10 in badass implication

30/10 in explosions

10/10 in including tuvok in a very minor role

56.3/10 in general ridiculousness

overall i give it a 6

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