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Just putting it out there in case a lovely lady decides to post her face: I'm single, shy at first but weird once you get to know me and I'll massage your toes whenever you need me to.

See, this is why no girls post here.

Stop being a creeper.

They dont have to post if they dont want to.

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You guys know who u are

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It's called frosted cookie.

There is nothing heterosexual about a hockey teams bus ride, people seriously have no idea.

yeah, that's only your bus rides, bud. in all my hockey related travels not once has anything remotely like that happened on our bus.

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So everyone figures I am drunk...well all you nards may be right..I got into the wine just for the fight and wasted it because Mayweather won...those of you that like Mayweather I have no words to describe my ambivalence to your choice of fighter...I am so mad I could spit and post my picture....

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Im impressed with the modern flat screen in the background. I woulda thought you were more of a tube TV, rabbit ears kinda guy ::D

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So everyone figures I am drunk...well all you nards may be right..I got into the wine just for the fight and wasted it because Mayweather won...those of you that like Mayweather I have no words to describe my ambivalence to your choice of fighter...I am so mad I could spit and post my picture....

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Im impressed with the modern flat screen in the background. I woulda thought you were more of a tube TV, rabbit ears kinda guy : :D

I even have a microwave oven...I havent figured out how to fry eggs in it yet. oh...growing up we had rabbit ears..my Mom and Dad would stand me in the corner with a coat hanger and hook it to the TV...we graduated to having an aeriel on our roof...I hated it when it rained.

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I even have a microwave oven...I havent figured out how to fry eggs in it yet. oh...growing up we had rabbit ears..my Mom and Dad would stand me in the corner with a coat hanger and hook it to the TV...we graduated to having an aeriel on our roof...I hated it when it rained.

lol @ the microwave oven

The story about mom and dad is probably true im guessing. What a different world back then. Parents and kids actually communicated with each other. I saw a mom at the park the other day and her kid was running around from the swings to something else and just doing kid stuff while mom had her head buried in her phone. I swear, I watched her for like 3-4 minutes and she never once looked up to see her kid. Ah yes, all the memories that mom will have of taking her kid to the park when the kids older :lol:

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lol @ the microwave oven

The story about mom and dad is probably true im guessing. What a different world back then. Parents and kids actually communicated with each other. I saw a mom at the park the other day and her kid was running around from the swings to something else and just doing kid stuff while mom had her head buried in her phone. I swear, I watched her for like 3-4 minutes and she never once looked up to see her kid. Ah yes, all the memories that mom will have of taking her kid to the park when the kids older :lol:

"Mommy look at this ballon I found in the grass"

mom on phone "that's great honny, go blow it up"

Kid blows up ballon

"mom why is this ballon so long"

Mom looks at ballon, Quickly takes it out of the childs hands and says "don't touch ballons that are shaped like a hotdog

Parenting 101.

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